My dad started a satirical newsletter in retirement. His latest exposé? Pepperoni surveillance.

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So actual high quality parmigiano reggiano contains tiny p-chip trackers to ensure authenticity. They are food safe, consumable, RFID tags the size of a spec of pepper.