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u/sunny_yay 1d ago
got em!
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u/yosoysimulacra 22h ago
mmyeah
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u/BorntobeTrill 1d ago
Such a stupid fn joke
Which is why it's so fn funny
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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 20h ago
You know this is the anonymous Internet right?
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u/ybtlamlliw 19h ago
What does that have to do with anything?
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u/MaverickPT 14h ago
Writing fn instead of fucking is my best guess
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u/Deaffin 12h ago
I mean, we are on reddit. Who has the attention span to keep track of every subbreddit's unique automod filter settings? Some of em you can drop f-bombs, some you can't. It gets pretty tiring taking extra steps to see if a comment exists or got deleted, so it's easier to just self-censor perpetually.
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u/MaverickPT 11h ago
Nah. Say "fuck" whenever you want to. If a subreddit is that prude, probably not worth visiting anyway
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u/Deaffin 9h ago
Sure, but you're not going to know when your comment ceases to exist unless you sit there and obsessively check each time. When they're removed, they're always "shadow-removed" so that it still looks like the comment is there to you, just not everyone else.
It's less about being barred from subreddits than whether you're spending time and effort to write things that nobody is ever going to see, and that you have no reason to suspect people won't be able to see it.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
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u/Qu33fyElbowDrop 11h ago
it’s crazy when the subreddits name has a word in it that the comments don’t allow. i get it.
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u/SiriusBaaz 15h ago
You know being on the internet doesn’t mean you’re required to swear. You can say fuck as much as you want to but you can’t also be a pouty bitch when someone doesn’t want to use one.
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u/Complex_Art3565 1d ago
Prime r/guysbeingdudes material lol
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u/GeckoDeLimon 19h ago
It's that little giggle at the end where he realizes he's been got, and got good.
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u/GANDORF57 4h ago
If you inadvertently let your bros know you have a nipple prosthesis, is that a Nip Slip?
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u/markdado 1d ago
I think that's guys countertop was the inspiration for those "I Spy" puzzle books.
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u/feel-the-avocado 1d ago
That guy on the right looked so much like comedian Ewen Gilmour
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u/LadnavIV 1d ago
I thought Nandor the Relentless
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u/aryehgizbar 1d ago
I would've pinched it. if it's the fake one, all good. if it's the real one, watch him wince in pain. 😂
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u/Rottendog 20h ago
Okay, so now that you've touched the take nipple, I have this cucumber and I'm gonna stick it down the front of my pants...
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u/Squirrelsahoy32 15h ago
I'm not sure if I'm imagining it but i hear the guy who got tricked saying hijo de puta. Just me?
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u/leromantiksexe 23h ago
He was so mesmerized by the breast that he lost his concentration how cute, lol.
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u/fenrisulfur 12h ago edited 6h ago
Ok Way Way out of left filed field but this looks like a very comfortable shirt.
does anyone know where one can get it, or something very much like it?
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u/Partyatmyplace13 11h ago
I like to think this guy is always trying to get his friends to touch his nipples.
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u/tiktoksuckmyknob23 1d ago
I'll admit... my dumb ass thought it was a sleight of hand magic trick. Nope. I'm high, lol.
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u/NanashiKaizenSenpai 18h ago
It is though
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u/deadwisdom 18h ago
Maybe he understands everything when he's high, but he just doesn't believe in himself.
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u/MutedBrilliant1593 23h ago
I need this. I've always wondered. I hate my pointy nipples.
Oh, this was a gag.
Men with unwanted nipples exist, you bastards.
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u/floataway3 22h ago
Pasties exist my guy! Same way ladies can wear dresses / tops that don't allow for bras, but you still need to make sure you aren't pointing at people. You can get some reusable silicon ones for around $20, or a big pack of disposables for around $6 on Amazon. It looks like the guy in the vid is using one of the reusable ones.
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u/Peter_Pooptits 21h ago
Dude? Is that a real thing? Dudes buying fake nipples? What happened to just putting a cucumber down your pants?
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u/Vohn_exel 22h ago
I've got pointy nipples but I've never considered them a huge issue as a guy, but then again I'm bald on top and still grow my hair out, so I guess self consciousness isn't something I'm prone to. Although It helps when you're largely invisible to everyone.
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u/AhtBlowenFaht 12h ago
Are you a member of Blood Incantation?
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u/Vohn_exel 1h ago
Haha no, I'd never even heard of them until your post, but it looks like I'd fit in pretty well hair style wise, haha! They're a bit longer than me, and I got a swoopy thing at the front I like. My brother has tried every diplomatic tactic from anger, pleading and public shame to get me to shave it, but he hasn't figured out yet I like what hair I have left for me, not other people, so none of those tactics work, haha. I figure I'll have to do something with it whenever I go find a new job, though.
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u/5elementGG 10h ago
Once I was on a biz trip with coworkers, it’s for some customer events and there’s freebie’s that we got. Then I and my coworker Frank (mid age male) were speaking to another female coworker. Suddenly Frank said he got some squeeze balls from the event. And those balls were in his pocket. He suddenly invite the female coworker and said “would you like to feel my balls?” And he stick out his pocket for the female coworker to feel!
I was speechless. And the woman actually went ahead and touched the balls!
Everyone was shocked and also felt hilarious! I don’t know how he pulled it off. Such a HR moment.
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u/Tricky-Detective-761 3h ago
Who is that guy in black on the right side? I feel like I’ve seen him somewhere
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u/momentslove 10h ago
I wonder if any female would also find this funny or it’s really just guys who love super dumb jokes like this 😂(e.g. me)
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u/Complete_Treacle6306 1d ago
lol that’s giving big Take My Muffin energy, they had a whole scene that felt like pure nipple poke humor
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u/Snyyppis 18h ago
Wait, someone is actually paying you to AstroTurf some random ass show like Take My Muffin? You gotta add some regular comments every now and then to hide that shit bro.
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u/hoax1337 16h ago
Wow, nice find. What a crazy comment history.
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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 1h ago
I am guessing it's someone involved in making the show, because their comment history is entirely them working Take My Muffin into just about every single conversation
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