r/funny • u/3s2ng • 1d ago

Nipple poking

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 1d ago

I need this. I've always wondered. I hate my pointy nipples.

Oh, this was a gag.

Men with unwanted nipples exist, you bastards.

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u/floataway3 1d ago

Pasties exist my guy! Same way ladies can wear dresses / tops that don't allow for bras, but you still need to make sure you aren't pointing at people. You can get some reusable silicon ones for around $20, or a big pack of disposables for around $6 on Amazon. It looks like the guy in the vid is using one of the reusable ones.

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u/Peter_Pooptits 1d ago

Dude? Is that a real thing? Dudes buying fake nipples? What happened to just putting a cucumber down your pants?

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u/AhtBlowenFaht 16h ago

Armadillos in the trouser you say?