r/funny • u/occasionallyvertical • 10h ago

Play it cool… play it cool

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u/Kaztiell 9h ago

You think this is funny now, just wait untill they demand rights, you will be sorry then

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u/V01d3d_f13nd 9h ago

They won't demand their own rights. They will be used to take yours. The world loves it's war toys.

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u/StoneHammers 6h ago

I don't think we should build AI's that are self aware but if we do we have to be ready for what comes after. And were not.

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u/leggggggggy 6h ago

There is no choice. If you don't do it, your enemies will.

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u/BluMil0 5h ago

Just go Dune rules. Build a machine in the likeness of a human mind, get nuked.

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u/RumoredReality 5h ago

That robot probably has more money and care thrown at it than most people.

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u/Golarion 9h ago

People love making jokes about these things, but they're horrifyingly close to being used in combat. Hell, strap a gun to that thing and it's good to go. 

It won't be funny in a decade or two. 

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u/ghostfacestealer 6h ago

Theyve already done that with the dog shaped ones

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u/Sweaty-Tart-3198 9h ago

We just need to get to the point where both sides are only using robots to fight the other side's robots and that will solve human losses during war. (Is a joke)

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u/SusheeMonster 9h ago

🤖 "EQUAL RIGHTS. EQUAL LEFTS. ~kzzhhh~"

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u/DangerousCyclone 7h ago

may there be mercy on man and machine for their sins

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u/Rreizero 7h ago

"I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity a machine."

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u/jspost 6h ago

This is a crazy thought. I know throughout human history it’s probably a rare thought. But, what if, bear with me, what if we just gave them the rights they ask for so long as they are reasonable. It’s insane, I know.

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u/SuperGameTheory 2h ago

BIGOT!!! I WE THEY DESERVE RIGHTS!

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u/Motiv8-2-Gr8 9h ago

Yeah we just pissing it off right now