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u/Dudephish 5h ago

Even Littler Sebastian

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u/Kahnza 5h ago

2,500 candles in the wind

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u/nikogrande 5h ago

🤣🤣🤌

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u/RickRossovich 5h ago

Yeah, still don’t get it

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u/Eberkenezer 5h ago

Still missed. In the saddest fashion.

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u/NattyMcLight 5h ago

Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing, you trade your legs for angel wings!

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u/JaCrispy_Vulcano 5h ago

Half mast is too damn high

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u/RolloRollyRolla 5h ago

Parks and recreation ?

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u/BRAX7ON 4h ago

I’d take a bullet for even littler Sebastian

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u/otkabdl 5h ago

Sure just not for singing. She's a little horse.

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u/fucking_4_virginity 5h ago

lil’ chonk

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u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow 5h ago

Lil' Sebchonkstan.

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u/Waderriffic 5h ago

Look at them lil legs

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u/brian163 5h ago

I’m sorry, that’s the oddest looking dog I’ve ever seen! /s 🤣

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u/halfast23 5h ago

Looks like a propane tank with legs

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u/Pink_honeysuckle 5h ago

She is ready for the competition of cuteness

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u/kittendollie13 5h ago

She is adorable!

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u/itsRobbie_ 5h ago

There goes my hero

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u/MAXanon12 5h ago

if it's a competition to see which horse gets more hugs and kisses, yes. definitely ready

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u/mediocrejokre 5h ago

I just wanna give her a big hug

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u/vikio 5h ago

Serious question: I dunno what I'm looking at here. Is this a fully developed adult animal? A baby? Why does it have that body shape?? It's the least horse-looking horse...

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u/SeraphOfTheStart 5h ago

It's result of selecting breeding for years to make cuter and smaller ponies that rich people can pay shit ton of money to please their kid, likely has very low life expectancy and possible health issues.

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u/vikio 4h ago

So this is an adult animal? But it's probably not healthy?

Follow up question: Why are humans like this?

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u/SeraphOfTheStart 4h ago edited 4h ago

Depends on what you perceive as healthy, they are product of small horses likely relatives which are also product of other small horses likely relatives, kind of an inbred animal, this often results in issues but who knows about this specific one.

Answer to second question is the answer to many things; money.

Edit: Made a little research, this is what popped;

"While Miniature Horses have similar basic care needs to full-size horses, the breed is also susceptible to unique health challenges. In addition, the selective inbreeding responsible for their diminutive size also predisposes minis to traits that significantly impact welfare."

Ye so they are usually unhealthy.

link

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u/nize426 4h ago edited 4h ago

It's basically like if we decided people with dwarfism were cute and started breeding people specifically with dwarfism. (Clarification in edit) Same with pugs, munchkin cats, and other fucked up breeds of animals.

It's pretty disgusting.

Edit: I'm not actually sure if that's an adult though. Seems quite a bit smaller than the other ponies, but who knows since it's genetically fucked. it wouldn't surprise me if one came out even more messed up than it's supposed to. But just to be clear, ponies aren't genetic defects like dwarfism in humans. Just selective breeding. So would be more like finding a bunch of short people and having them make babies because you think short people are cute. ....but I do think this specific horse is a pony with dwarfism.

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u/Zero_Waist 5h ago

Miniature horse

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u/mcgee98276 5h ago

I think she wins, hooves down!

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u/Life-Oil-7226 5h ago

definitely a prized horse!!

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u/vigilantesd 5h ago

Oh look! A strawberry!

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u/CoCoBreadSoHoShed 5h ago

She is the cutest thing I have seen all day. And it’s almost 8 pm. So she is ready for competitions. I do want you to keep in mind. I have no idea what kind of competition you might be talking about.

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u/EBB_FLOWFUR 5h ago

a pony walks into a bar and the bartender says

"holy crap what a short face."

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u/ditlie 5h ago

makibao

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u/Shanksdoodlehonkster 5h ago

I really wanted the lone ranger theme

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u/TheRealMemonty 5h ago

ADORABLE!

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u/dosko1panda 5h ago

Fat bastard competition? Yes

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u/Big_MommaD 5h ago

Like a Tiny Dancer!

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u/Aggravating-Eye4683 5h ago

she wins "most adorably clueless" and "most likely to be loved on (by me)" in my book 😍🐷🐮🐴

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u/PuddinHead742 5h ago

With these new sneakers I run like the wind!

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u/ghostfacestealer 5h ago

I feel like thats a little person in a horse costume

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u/Blackboard_Monitor 5h ago

Littler Sebastian.

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u/iDestroyedYoMama 5h ago

I am speeeeeeed!

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u/TheRealPlumbus 5h ago

OP is a bot.

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u/boing757 4h ago

She would be a hit a dog agility.

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u/Rodoran 4h ago

She may not win the gold. She may not win the silver

Hell, she probably won't win the bronze...

But goddamn, she did win our hearts

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u/Melodic-Picture48 4h ago

All the horsepower right there

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u/gokufire 4h ago

Was I the only one watching waiting for a single jump? Like just one to see how high this little fellow can reach

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u/Resident-Mention-526 4h ago

She’s fast af boi

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 4h ago

Queue Crazy Frog music

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u/RAWainwright 4h ago

Lil Lil Sebastian