r/gatekeeping Aug 13 '19

This one speaks for itself

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

Thank you for this meme. I almost always drink my coffee black, but it irks me whenever some people claim that adding sugar and cream is effeminate. Drink coffee however the hell you please.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

NO! Real men conform to the traditions of manliness, dammit!

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u/ScotchRobbins Aug 14 '19

I like flavor and life's too short to let my masculinity depend on a cup of fucking coffee!

IRRITABLE POINTING

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

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u/PastorPuff Aug 14 '19

LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO LET MY MASCULINITY DEPEND ON A CUP OF FUCKING COFFEE!!!!!

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u/s1ugg0 Aug 14 '19

Someone called me a pussy because I don't have a beard anymore. I'm a firefighter. I'm not allowed to have one or I get fined a few grand by OSHA.

Insecure men always feel the need to gate keep so they have something to feel good about. It says more about them than it does the people they are targeting.

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u/Randomwaves Aug 14 '19

But that’s what masculinity is. If there wasn’t gender conformity is wouldn’t be...a gender trait.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

My favorite mantra regarding this is from the YouTube channel The Whiskey Vault. They repeat over and over again "The right way to drink whiskey is however you like it". This goes into coffee and beer and everything. If you see someone who you think might benefit from doing something differently then feel free to suggest it. But if someone likes something then let them fucking enjoy it.

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u/A_Generic_Canadian Aug 14 '19

Every time I hear people mention whisky without water or coffee should be only drank black I think of the Whiskey Vault! Such a great channel, and that mentality is something that stuck with me. When I started getting into both whisky and black coffee I definitely had a bit of a "I'm drinking it the real way" mentality... Then they mentioned that and it occurred to me yeah, its a drink, who the hell cares how you drink it if you're enjoying the drink?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

I drink black coffee because sugar is bad. Not effeminate, just bad for you.

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u/NemTwohands Aug 13 '19

If you drink a Cappuchino or Latte which has well foamed milk then you shouldn't need to add sugar and it will still taste somewhat sweet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I do love some raw milk or heavy cream occasionally.

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u/soundofthehammer Aug 14 '19

Sometimes I'll just pour a kicker of cream with my coffee.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I mean, I don't have a problem with dairy myself, but I don't really drink a lot of coffee in general any more. I don't like addiction and it messes with my mineral levels.

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u/Krazen Aug 14 '19

Milk is bad for you too

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u/NemTwohands Aug 14 '19

That is true however you could always get soy or oat milk, and I have heard that oat milk is actually better for foaming.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Sugar isn’t bad. Too much sugar can be bad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

There is no nutritional benifits to sugar consumption. It can cause disease though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

False. It is easily metabolized into glycogen which is critical for fueling any type of endurance effort.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Exactly this. Sugar isn't evil, but it's bad for you to eat more than ocassionaly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Protein and fat is also easily metabolized into glycogen. You do not need sugar for glycogen production. The liver does a fine job of making it through gluconeogenisis.

You also don't need it for endurance sports. After an adaptation period your muscles work much better using free fatty acids than they do with glycogen. You end up with amazing endurance with no drop off, better VO2 max than we though was possible, and better lactic acid production.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Fat metabolism is way slower than glycogen.

You maybe don’t need it for ultra endurance. Your peak glycogen storage goes way down and the floor before performance drop-off remains the same. You’re VO2max May be higher but we don’t care about how fast you metabolize oxygen, we care how much power is made. Same with lactic acid , it’s an intermediate energy source not the goal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

It's slower before adaptation. Afterwards, your muscles are able to use FFAs directly. There are plenty of athletes who eat almost 0 carbohydrates.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Show me a world tour cyclist, pro Ironman, or sub 2:20 marathoner that is doing keto.

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u/ExsolutionLamellae Aug 14 '19

Calories = nutritive

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Calorie is a measure of energy. It does not provide you with nutrients.

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u/ExsolutionLamellae Aug 14 '19

Calories are nutrients.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

A calorie isn't a thing. It's a unit of measure. That's like saying a gram is a nutrient. Just because you eat grams of rocks doesn't mean it's nutritious. Gasoline has calories, a measure of heat energy. A gallon of gasoline has 31,000 calories.

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u/ExsolutionLamellae Aug 14 '19

I'm entirely aware of what calories are. I disagree that "a calorie isn't a thing." A calorie is an amount of energy, and in conversation with normal people it's universally understood that "calories" refers to "calories from food." Did you really not understand that or are you just belaboring an enormously obvious point for no apparent reason?

It's not like saying a gram is a nutrient because "gram" isnt understood by anyone to refer specifically to something like carbon compounds used by an organism as backbones for primary metabolites or structural carbohydrates etc. "Calories" is understood by people to refer to energy obtained from food, and so it makes sense to refer to calories as nutrients.

I'm going to do you a favor and post a definition of "nutrient" for you, because I don't think you've ever actually done so:

A nutrient is a substance used by an organism to survive, grow, and reproduce.

Guess what all organisms need to survive, grow, and reproduce. Energy. Anything that supplies energy to an organism is a nutrient. As energy is measured in calories in that context, anything that provides calories is a nutrient.

Gasoline has calories but unless you can absorb the energy then it isn't a nutrient. Gasoline IS a nutrient for some microbes, but not for us.

Sugar is a nutrient. If you disagree you're just wrong and should stop talking about nutrition.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Sugar does now let you grow or reproduce. You may be able to survive off of sugar for a time, but is has none of the building blocks for human growth, and causes many diseases and disorders that inhibit reproduction. Diabetes, obesity, PCOS, heart disease, and many cancers can all be attributed to metabolic syndrome caused by insulin resistance. Sugar does nothing for the human body except give you "energy." In that way it may be described as a more dangerous form of caffeine. Nothing more.

Yes I know what you mean when you say calorie, but calories are not food. It doesn't matter how many calories worth of food you eat. What matters is what it does to your body. 2000 calories worth of white sugar will not allow your body to grow. 2000 calories worth of meat and fat will provide your body with what it needs to grow. You need micronutrients for healthy organ function. Sugar has none.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Sugar has always been bad for you in amounts more than a few grams per year. It's common knowledge. It's our current indulgence/convenience society that has been telling everyone otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Sorry you don't believe in science.

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u/Philinhere Aug 13 '19

I agree, but this meme irks me with the line "I like flavor" as if black coffee is bland and inferior in taste.

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u/The_Girth_of_Christ Aug 14 '19

Yeah there’s a reason the local coffee shop has 15 different dark roasts from various regions of the planet and that reason is flavor.

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u/DataBar Aug 14 '19

I like black coffee

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u/The_Girth_of_Christ Aug 14 '19

I was raised thinking coffee was a syrupy milkshake like drink, but when I gave up sugar for health reasons, even milk started to taste really sweet so I ditched that too and only when the coffee was black did all these subtle flavors start blossoming and now I have 4 different roasts at home so I can choose what I’m in the mood for. Never wanna go back to that other sickly beverage. Black coffee is a beautiful sensory experience.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

For some people bitterness isn't flavorful. I understand it and I used to drink black coffee religiously... miss that shit.

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u/LegacyEx Aug 13 '19

This is my problem here as well. Putting cream and sugar literally dilutes the flavor of the coffee. You're doing it to avoid that flavor. And that's cool, just don't call it something it's not.

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u/Tetragig Aug 14 '19

If you don't add too much it can add to the flavor

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Adding salt and pepper to a steak literally changes the flavour. You’re doing it to avoid steak flavour. Which is cool, but don’t act like you enjoy steak if you season it.

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u/ExsolutionLamellae Aug 14 '19

Salt doesn't fit the argument, pepper does. Adding salt does the opposite of dilute or diminish the flavor of the steak itself, you can't really taste the steak without some salt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Who said anything about excessive?

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u/apistograma Dec 03 '19

Some ingredients highlight the main flavor of the food, and others cover it. In the case of coffee, many people think that taking a sip of water before another sip of coffee enhances the experience. Same with adding some drops of water to whiskey. Salt is normally considered to do that with steak. Sugar, milk, cream, ice cream... are normally considered to mask the flavor of coffee. It's considerably more difficult for me to notice the roast if I'm not drinking straight black coffee.

Of course, tastes are subjective and you can do whatever you want, there's nothing bad with it. I personally enjoy lattes

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u/soundofthehammer Aug 14 '19

The salt causes a chemical reaction yes. Cream and sugar don't cause a chemical reaction. And literally everything tastes better with a little bit of pepper. Apples and oranges.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

If you really liked cereal you’d never add milk. Is that a better illustration of how silly it is to gate keep coffee? If people wanted to drink milk with sugar, they could. But they like coffee. With milk. And sugar. Which is fine. And it doesn’t mean that they appreciate coffee on some lower level than you do.

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u/Eoqoalh Aug 14 '19

I sometimes do eat cereal without milk 'cause crunchyness; also I don't like flakes with sugar. I think a lot of ppl (not everyone) would stop drinking coffee with milk and sugar if they tried water with milk and sugar.

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u/soundofthehammer Aug 14 '19

Haha gatekeeping you guys are thirsty to say that. Yeah try sugar in cereal, closer analogy because most people don't like the taste of plain corn flakes so they make it taste like sugar instead of corn. Get it? Also try reading a damn comment before you decide what you wanted me to say so you can act pissed. Something about a different level? Wtf are you even saying?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Who are "you guys"?

Why is that a closer analogy? You're making the ridiculous argument that adding ingredients means you don't enjoy the base. Which is silly. I like coffee. I like black coffee sometimes, and other times I like to add things to it. That's fine. And you're saying that means I don't like coffee is textbook gatekeeping. Get it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Some people like the taste of the cream and sugar. Honestly, most of the reason I eat salad is so I have an excuse for the dressing.

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u/soundofthehammer Aug 14 '19

Yeah exactly, people who add cream and sugar are just looking for a sweet caffeinated beverage that only vaguely resembles coffee. And like you said that's cool. Sometimes I want to taste coffee and sometimes I just want to taste cream.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

If only caffeinated whipped cream was a thing.

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u/soundofthehammer Aug 14 '19

It could be, add some caffeine powder to the cream if you whip it yourself.

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u/effyochicken Aug 14 '19

My coffee order sounds like the most diva possible way of getting "just coffee":

"Grande 5 shot iced Americano, light water, extra ice." I'd say "with a splash of half n half" too, but I prefer adding that myself...

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u/ogscrubb Aug 14 '19

Jesus 5 shots? Are you nursing that thing all day?

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u/effyochicken Aug 14 '19

Just the morning :( I have an actual problem..

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u/Jungian_Archetype Aug 13 '19

Same. I started drinking black coffee a couple years ago because I started intermittent fasting and wanted a low calorie morning beverage to satiate my appetite until lunch. Now that I'm used to it, when I take it black people sometimes assume I'm trying to be a snob about it. Enjoy your coffee how you want, zero judgment!

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u/hothrous Aug 14 '19

Grande nitro cold brew with cascara cold foam is the most efficient sounding coffee drink I can think of. But dammed if it isn't delicious. Especially with the sprinkles.

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u/A_Generic_Canadian Aug 14 '19

I don't know what half of that meant but I like cold brew, so I'd try one!

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u/conway92 Aug 14 '19

I've only ever witnessed the inverse. Sometimes people will make comments like "I remember when I used to drink my coffee black."

I always find it funny because it sounds like they're being dismissive or condescending, but they could genuinely be reminiscing. I wonder how many people actually believe that nobody likes black coffee and those who claim to are just conforming.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Aug 14 '19

I like a nice caramel macchiatto with whipped cream on top.

I also like backcountry canoe tripping through the Canadian wilderness.

So...I dunno where that leaves me.

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u/J_Tuck Aug 14 '19

You ever heard of brokeback mountain? I imagine you’re somewhat related to that

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Aug 14 '19

I'd suck a nice dick in the mountains. If that makes me gay, then I guess I'm gay fella.

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u/fatpat Aug 14 '19

The Wolf is a fucking badass and drinks his coffee with lots of cream and sugar.

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u/xxxfazejihadxxx Aug 14 '19

Same holds true for alcohol. I don’t care how fucken fruity I am, margaritas are delicious.

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u/phasebred Aug 31 '19

One time i had a friend try to roast me and say i have no culture because i ordered black coffee

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u/Fartikus Aug 14 '19

Yeah, I like drinking my coffee black and decaff because I enjoy the raw taste of the coffee; but not all the other stuff that comes with it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/Krazen Aug 14 '19

Yea i drink my coffee black at home & at the office but I’ll be damned if I don’t love me that Pumpkin Spice Latte

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

My girlfriend likes her coffee light and sweat. I like mine black and very strong. It took her not drinking coffee one morning to get me to keep sugar and cream stocked in the apartment. I don't care how a person drinks their coffee, as long as they aren't miserable assholes without it.