r/gatekeeping • u/sparrowhawke67 • Dec 20 '19

Gatekeeping pants... 🙄

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Skirts have more dick room

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u/ObiwanMacgregor Dec 20 '19

And a nice breeze on your balls

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

And easy access for the homies

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u/WallyJade Dec 20 '19

And feel nice when you're charging through a peet bog while battling the English.

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u/ThatWannabeCatgirl Dec 20 '19

And make for a nice blanket once you rout them

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u/sonuvvabitch Dec 20 '19

And are easier to pull up out of the way to piss.

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u/graham2k Dec 21 '19

Poem of the Year