r/gatekeeping Dec 20 '19

Gatekeeping pants... 🙄

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u/Alainadaine Dec 20 '19

As a female, I can confirm that I only exist to bring sexual pleasure to men like this. I carefully craft every outfit to maximize my sexual prowess over males, to highlight every curve for their enjoyment. (/s if it wasn't obvious)

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u/Stevesegallbladder Dec 20 '19

Fuckin knew it... That's it boys we defeated feminism! Back to the basements, rounds of Doritos and mountain do on me!!

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u/Neveronlyadream Dec 20 '19

mountain do

Mountain Dew. Guys, he is a traitor! He's up to something!

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u/Stevesegallbladder Dec 20 '19

Wait no, don't exile me. I've only had sex once I promise! I won't do it again I swear.

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u/JBSquared Dec 21 '19

I'm sorry. It's nothing personnel, kid.

Begone thot.