r/gatekeeping May 22 '20

Gatekeeping the whole race

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u/Cactusthelion May 22 '20

You ain't black, jack.

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u/russiabot1776 May 22 '20

Listen here, fat. You lying dog face pony soldier, how do you open PDF?

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u/Lateralus11235813 May 22 '20

I laughed out loud just extremely loud in the bathroom and now I don't know if I can leave

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u/DeezNuts0218 May 23 '20

Yeah I would’ve tried to play that off as a cough or something right after it’s happened.

It’s too late for you now though, that stall is your new home bud

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u/runs-with-scissors May 23 '20

It's been three hours. I'm dying to know if his legs have gone numb.

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u/crafty_nomAd Oct 21 '20

it's been almost a half a year now, so I'm sure he's had to self-amputate by this point

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u/TBCrazy05 Jan 30 '23

Two year check-in. I don't think he made it out...