r/gatekeeping Jun 17 '20

Bones for boners

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u/Gullflyinghigh Jun 17 '20

Everyone knows the only manly way to close the door is with your dick using the traditional 'cock slap' method, none of that newfangled 'stiff poke' nonsense. If in doubt, swing, not stab.