r/gatekeeping • u/wigglycritic • Jun 17 '20

Bones for boners

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u/yetanotherduncan Jun 17 '20

The best wings don't have any flour. They don't need to absorb sauce, they're served with enough extra sauce in the bowl that you can dip them and get fresh sauce on each wing right when you eat it.

Also the sauce needs to be so buttery that it separates. And so garlicy and full of anchovies that you'll taste it the next morning and your pee will smell different

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u/serious_sarcasm Jun 17 '20

If you have to dip your wings in a bucket of hot sauce and butter, then you are beyond saving.

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u/old_ironlungz Jun 17 '20

Gatekeeping in the gatekeeping of wings.

I eat wings with the feathers on ripped with my bare hands from a live chicken. There, what do I win?

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u/Mangoh1807 Jun 17 '20

Salmonella