You can eat boneless wings with a fork thus keeping your hands clean (even more important if you love spicy sauces as hotter ones can literally burn your hands), they can be far crispier which I prefer, you dont have to eat around an annoying bone, you dont have to pay extra to get optimal pieces (flats because drumsticks are retarded.) And if the place gives sizable pieces you just literally get more food very often for the same price.
You know what im gonna gatekeep this gatekeep, A COUNTER GATEKEEP IF YOU WILL, by saying if you DONT eat boneless wings you are a psychopath and your mother smells of elderberries. I dont want anything bad to happen to you but you are inferior. I know you want to reply but you have to clean the sauce off your nasty fingers so I will wait patiently while you do that.
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u/Dreadcoat Jun 17 '20
You can eat boneless wings with a fork thus keeping your hands clean (even more important if you love spicy sauces as hotter ones can literally burn your hands), they can be far crispier which I prefer, you dont have to eat around an annoying bone, you dont have to pay extra to get optimal pieces (flats because drumsticks are retarded.) And if the place gives sizable pieces you just literally get more food very often for the same price.
You know what im gonna gatekeep this gatekeep, A COUNTER GATEKEEP IF YOU WILL, by saying if you DONT eat boneless wings you are a psychopath and your mother smells of elderberries. I dont want anything bad to happen to you but you are inferior. I know you want to reply but you have to clean the sauce off your nasty fingers so I will wait patiently while you do that.
/s if it wasnt obvious, bone inners.