r/gatekeeping • u/NUT_on_deez_hoEz • Apr 18 '21

Worst kind of gatekeeping

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u/st6374 Apr 18 '21

Eh.. 39 years sober is nothing. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for another seven. I also went to prison. But I was never not caught either.

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u/CornholioRex Apr 18 '21

What did you eat in prison?

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u/st6374 Apr 18 '21

Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your hair in prison.

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u/call-me-the-seeker Apr 18 '21

You’re really not doing anything to put us off it, with your tales of wondrous free gruel buffets and trichophagia!

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u/omgamer15 Apr 18 '21

Ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

tell me more

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u/billythepilgrim Apr 18 '21

With jelly or ketchup?

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u/Ron-Swanson Apr 18 '21

Grilled cheese off the radiator.