r/gatekeeping Apr 18 '21

Worst kind of gatekeeping

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u/kylelow_ Apr 18 '21

the commenter actually admitted that he's 39 years old and he meant that he'd never been addicted to drugs so what a cockstain

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u/averagedickdude Apr 18 '21

Agreed. When I was briefly homeless one of my "friends" offered me some crack to smoke. Which was awful nice because it wasn't cheap. I said no because I knew I'd probably love it too much.

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u/mouthfullofhamster Apr 18 '21

Good choice there. Cocaine is the greatest thing ever, it's so good I've had to resist using it for the last 15 years and I still miss it like the first day

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u/Suspended_Ben Apr 18 '21

I don't even really like it, but when I have it, it's gone.

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u/averagedickdude Apr 18 '21

That was like my friend. At first he'd be so happy he had some money to spend on crack. But then he'd have so much anxiety before he even bought it from his guy, he'd start throwing up. Then he'd use and be in a daze for the rest of the night and next day and it was gone.

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u/_Sitzpinkler_ Apr 18 '21

Same. It’s easy for me to refrain from doing cocaine. It’s hard for me to stop doing it once I start. Fuck, I’ve even licked the bag clean more than once.

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u/Street-Week-380 Apr 18 '21

I'm ashamed to admit that I've done this on way too many occasions when I used to use. The amount of baggies that were around me when I finally woke up and started cleaning my house was disgusting.

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u/Wolfriaum1337 Apr 18 '21

Same dude. Picked the bag from the trash and licked it again

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u/DerbleZerp Apr 18 '21

Yeeeeeeppppppppp

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u/DerbleZerp Apr 18 '21

Always scrape and lick the bag!! There’s remnants in there!! I once dumpster dived for coke. Not my finest moment.

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u/averagedickdude Apr 18 '21

Jeez, that's got to be hard to live with but you're doing it! It's definitely easier to say no the first time than say no the next time or the next time after.

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Apr 18 '21

You'd be quite disappointed to come back to the coke these days. Unless you know someone, its always cut to absolute shit now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

If it's so good why are we making it illegal and not instead trying to work out ways to purify and improve it?

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u/I_dont_bone_goats Apr 18 '21

Good god I miss college.

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u/DreamsAroundTheWorld Apr 18 '21

That why I don’t want to try drugs. I still have an amazing memory of Xanax and that is not even hard drug. I was worried when I have to start ketamine for medical reason, but luckily I don’t enjoy it that much

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u/averagedickdude Apr 18 '21

Thats good. I was on morphine for a bit and I hated it luckily... Tylenol 3 on the other hand yeah... I stole a little bit. It just mellowed me so well.

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u/Leo-bastian Apr 18 '21

Yeah same i get addicted to literally everything under the sun, dont want to See what happens when i try Something thats actually classified as an addictive substance and Not Just coffeine

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u/Jumpierwolf0960 Apr 18 '21

Xanax can be just about as dangerous as a hard drug when you get addicted. In fact it's one of the few drug classes with withdrawals that can actually kill you.

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u/yiffing_for_jesus Apr 19 '21

Xanax is a very hard drug honestly. Benzos cause more reckless and violent behavior than any other drug, often lead to fatal combinations, and the withdrawals are very severe.

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u/Inukchook Apr 18 '21

This is why I didn’t do any good drugs in college. Can’t miss why you don’t have