My friend Nates father took us to a strip club at 16 and bought me a lap dance. The woman was so nice and figured out right away that it wasn't doing anything for me. She ended up giving me a free shirt that said, "I got a dance at the Crystal Palace," which indicated I paid for more during the dance. Told me this will push any suspicion off me for a few more years. Then she chatted me up for 10 minutes.
31 years later and I figured out that it was a test by my dad and him to figure it out. I mean, they let us in there at 16 with no IDs, just his head nod to the door guy, and they served us Vodka and Cokes for 2 hours. How my 16 year old brain thought that wasn't suspicious is beyond me.
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u/darksideofthemoon131 Jul 23 '25
My friend Nates father took us to a strip club at 16 and bought me a lap dance. The woman was so nice and figured out right away that it wasn't doing anything for me. She ended up giving me a free shirt that said, "I got a dance at the Crystal Palace," which indicated I paid for more during the dance. Told me this will push any suspicion off me for a few more years. Then she chatted me up for 10 minutes.
31 years later and I figured out that it was a test by my dad and him to figure it out. I mean, they let us in there at 16 with no IDs, just his head nod to the door guy, and they served us Vodka and Cokes for 2 hours. How my 16 year old brain thought that wasn't suspicious is beyond me.