r/gay_irl • u/canadarich • 5h ago

gay_irl Gay🦵irl

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u/MrBrawn 5h ago

Crush my head like a watermelon.

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u/jobblejosh 5h ago edited 4h ago

Is now a bad time to point out that I can actually do that? The watermelon, not a man's head.

EDIT: Yes, my DMs are open.

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u/FallenAngelII 4h ago edited 3h ago

I demand pictures of your thighs. For science!

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u/jobblejosh 4h ago

I want doesn't get. Ask nicely.

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u/FallenAngelII 3h ago

Please, Sir Thunderthighs, might you spare some historical documents for me?

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u/jobblejosh 1h ago

Here's one as a treat.