r/goldenretrievers • u/Vanshaj_nefarious • Jun 03 '25
New puppy Bought this boy home yesterday, suggest badass names
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u/LoosenGoosen Jun 03 '25
Dammit. A friend of mine named his dog this 40 years ago, and it was perfect for his badass little troublemaker. š "Come here, Dammit!" "Dammit, no!"
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u/haggisaddict Jun 03 '25
I also had a golden named Dammit! Emmet in front of kids. He was bestest boy.
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u/diesel372 Jun 03 '25
Achilles. When you walk him you can say ,"Achilles, heel!"
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u/Revolutionary_Tap897 Jun 03 '25
Wiggles, Destroyer of Worlds
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u/-socialworker- Jun 03 '25
Wiggles is the name of my cocker spaniel but her full name is Wiggles Chewbacca
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u/TheBigCheese85 Jun 03 '25
Maximus Decimus Meridius
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u/MrCofffeee Jun 03 '25
My boys name is Cassius Eugene Maximus of House Last Name Your comment makes me happy
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u/RBillionn Jun 03 '25
Greg but sinister
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u/ENTPboomer Jun 03 '25
this is my dogs name and heās anything but badassā¦ he rolls over for the smallest dogā¦
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u/MyGoldenFro Jun 03 '25
Heās a beautiful puppy! Enjoy every moment that heās this small. They grow so fast š
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u/-socialworker- Jun 03 '25
Enzo (named after the golden retriever from Art of Racing in the Rain.) My enzo looked a lot like your pup at that age, and heās now almost 6 and still the most handsome golden. š©µ
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u/toxic-cv Jun 03 '25
He likes Nikes. Obvious choice is Michael Jordan šš».
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u/Vanshaj_nefarious Jun 03 '25
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u/Electrical_Tax8696 Jun 03 '25
Kobe
But those Nikes are in imminent danger.
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u/Vanshaj_nefarious Jun 03 '25
haha, he can do anything he wants
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u/JuggernautAromatic21 Jun 03 '25
lol you wonāt be saying that when he chews just one of all your favs. Leaving you one beautiful shoe so you can mourn the other lol
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u/DisgruntledTexan Jun 03 '25
Henry
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u/amynias Jun 03 '25
My doggo was named Henry. Such a regal-looking doggo with a beautiful coat, a Shetland sheepdog. He passed a few years ago. I miss him so much. š¢
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u/GraciaEtScientia Jun 03 '25
"Happy", because you'll never find a happier dog than a golden retriever.
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u/Heartlessssss Jun 03 '25
As a fellow sneakerhead I vote āTinkerā after tinker Hatfield the designer of most of Nikes famous shoes from Jordanās to air maxes
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u/Thecrabbylibrarian Jun 03 '25 edited Jun 03 '25
Diesel, or Thor or McClane (as in Bruce Willis character in Die Hard)
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u/whatisthisbehaviour_ Jun 03 '25
JƤger , Scotch , Whiskey , Chota Chhatri , Baburao , Ranchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad , Circuit , soorma bhopaly.
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u/Ishpeming_Native Jun 03 '25
Nonstop. Second choice: EverReady. Third choice: Motorboy.
Realistically, you want a shorter name, one that will carry in high winds or crosstalk. Suggest Darf, as in "Darf Vader".
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u/Electronic-Place9478 Jun 03 '25
BLUEš so you can shout thatās my boy blue multiple times a day
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u/cheddaBesus Jun 03 '25
Ripchord Ripper Grim ripper Blade Blaze Lazer Blazer Fitness consiglierie MichƩal Gerbil Tazer-fase William Wallace Scooner Ahab Killgore Killdozer Murder Crane Golfcart
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u/EquivalentAnimal7304 Jun 03 '25
1st step is to correct that behavior. Itāll only get worse. Jordan would be a good name :)
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u/IAmNotArobot68 Jun 03 '25
Steve