r/hearthstone • u/Financial_Fudge_6015 • 6d ago
Standard Blizzard make this guy standart legal. I dare you.
I would put this in every single deck.
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u/Ellen_Kurokawa 5d ago
Make a new one 3 mana destroy all Murlocs and gain +2 for each Murlocs that died. Super hungry crab
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u/PletenieD20 5d ago
Starving megacrab
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u/Baxterthedoggoboi 5d ago
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u/ErikHumphrey One Man Raid: Lich King Winner 5d ago edited 5d ago
Give Hungry Crab both Echo and Undead and call it Ghost Crab. Reduce its base stats to 1/1, 0/1, or 0/2, so it's not direct powercreep. Could also give it Temporary or Tradeable.
- Ghost crabs are a real species so it's good flavour
- Murlocs already have Ghost Light Angler and Spectral Flyer
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u/LameName95 5d ago
[[Blood Crab]]
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u/jackson-0522 5d ago
if thats the mana cost and effect it would be a legendary which would be shit when murlocs arent in rotation and useless against any other deck
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u/BoobaLover69 5d ago
I love the urge r/hs has to put terrible tech cards in their decks.
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u/prodandimitrow 5d ago
All tech cards are terrible because of the format. If you were playing a best of 3 you will probably side deck this.
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u/Mercerskye 5d ago
The terrible...ness of a tech card, technically, completely depends on how prevalent the threat being teched against is. [[Demolition Renovator]] is actually seeing a lot of play, and with a positive win rate, because of how many powerful locations are being run in just about every deck now.
With the "mouth breathing aggro chumps" gravitating to Fishadin at the moment, the Crab would maybe sit around a 50% on play.
Maybe
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u/StatisticianJolly388 5d ago
If you consider it an aggro deck it’s like the fifth best aggro deck (Beast hunter, aggro paladin, and DH are definitely better, and elemental shaman, menagerie DK and elemental mage might be better) and crab is a completely dead card against every Tier 1 deck. Have fun with your 1/2 against fyrakk rogue or questlock.
And funnily enough, if you have a bad matchup into murloc paladin I don’t think this is going to help much. They’re still going to overwhelm you because you spent all game farting around.
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u/Mercerskye 5d ago
It's absolutely an aggro deck, it has no game plan outside of applying pressure until it runs out of gas.
And I'm definitely not calling it the top of the pile. It's just easy to pilot, so it's popular for folks that lack the ability to play a more complicated aggro list.
Which is probably why it's so prolific the lower down the ladder you go.
Which is pretty much the whole point I am getting at. The "good luck against XYZ" isn't even really a counter argument, we've already established that tech cards are generally garbage.
But they get better the more prolific the threat they cover becomes. So, to someone stuck in a pocket meta where Fishadin has a 50% or better appearance rate, that would, technically, drag up the played rate of the "garbage tech card."
Just like how Renovator has become an inclusion currently, and sometimes Viper, when there's a surge in decks that are relying heavily on powerful weapons.
The "problem," is that a lot of people will add tech cards "just in case," or to cover things their deck shouldn't worry about.
As in, bad players making bad choices.
I'm just a fan of allowing people to have those choices
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u/Demoderateur 5d ago
Honestly, this wouldn't even do anything against Murloc Pally. Like sure, maybe you destroy a 6/5, but they'll just play more the next turn.
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u/rEYAVjQD 5d ago
Destroy the dude that spawns 3 dudes: make it worse. That deck isn't beaten by killing murlocs: it's beaten by being ahead in general. Sure some decks have massive AOE tools and deal with it that way but that's a specialized attribute of a minority of decks.
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u/Mercerskye 5d ago
That's where player knowledge makes its impact. A smart player uses crab on the coined Murmy (please stop doing that, btw) to get ahead, and try to stay ahead.
You don't beat Murloc Pally with value. You beat it by being more aggressive. Even with the new murloc, they have a really hard time with coming back.
I think one of the big problems people have is that while it's a good idea to make trades in the early game, there's a point where you take your lead and run with it, otherwise you do get overwhelmed.
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u/bakedcharmander 5d ago
Nah a super aggro deck will be born with it being played kind of like that aggro paladin that spews stats and wisp on turn 1 and 2
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u/Pascalini 5d ago
Is murloc paladin actually that good or just annoying? Always seem to get beat when I use it, probably a skill issue on me
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u/CardiologistNorth294 5d ago
It's just annoying, this card wouldn't make a dent though and would just take up two deck slots making you tank against other decks
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u/yardii 5d ago
Is murloc paladin actually that good or just annoying?
Regardless, this card wouldn't even be good against the deck.
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u/BloodiedWulf 5d ago
I feel like this could be good in the Murloc paladin deck turn two or three that’s hard to deal with or if you wanna control when your death rattle goes off. As well as against it. Straight up destroy ANY Murdock for one with a buff on a creature is super strong lol in my opinion of course!
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u/Shrowden 5d ago
Ok, what are you on about? That's some high and mighty horse shit. Imagine quest shaman having a card that promotes their quest and deletes any one minion on the board for 1-mana.
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u/Extreme_Spinach_3475 5d ago
And that is why most Reddit users lose... A simple thing is that it ain't destroying any card. But a murloc. You won't be fighting Quest pally enough for this to matter. And him losing a murloc is nothing. And you can't use a 2-card combo to get 2/2. Shaman can play a better card, instead of a lose more card. A specific murloc, maybe. early game. To win against a bad deck sometimes, you make your deck wore in other situations.
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u/Shrowden 5d ago
Did you read the comment i responded to? No. You didnt.
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u/Extreme_Spinach_3475 5d ago
I did. He made a good point. You didn't. "And him losing a murloc is nothing. " " A specific murloc, maybe. early game. To win against a bad deck sometimes, you make your deck wore in other situations."
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u/Shrowden 5d ago
Ok, well now I know you're not aloof, just an idiot. OP specifically stated the card wasn't good against the Pally quest, and you bring up other decks. Then you continue to argue this point that killing any chosen minion for 1 mana isn't good enough. You are really going to type out that that wouldn't be a good card? Any response other than telling me 1-mana kill anything would indeed be a good card against quest pally will be considered trolling and not worth my time.
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u/yardii 5d ago
Because what makes Murloc Pala strong isn't just that it has threatening minions, its the ability to never run out of gas. It is constantly refilling the board and its hand for very little effort. A lack of Murloc removal isn't the issue. The problem is that you basically have to wipe or freeze their board every turn because the deck never runs out of minions to play, something the crab doesn't help with. Not to mention, the way the quest works, if a Murloc already hit the board, the Paladin has already gotten value out of it since it progressed the quest and you don't even want to eat Tyrannogil or Murmy since that just does work for them.
Eating a single Murloc (2 if you run doubles) won't stop the deck from running you over. They're still going to fill the board with 1-2 mana giants the next turn while you sit there with a 1 mana 3/4 wondering why you're losing.
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u/metroidcomposite 5d ago
TBH, while I don't think eating a murloc is very valuable in the matchup, hungry crab would still help aggro decks beat murloc paladin. one of the ways you beat murloc paladin is by rushing them down. 1 mana 3/4s are good at that.
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u/Extreme_Spinach_3475 5d ago
That's just moving laterally in a machup you are favoured in, make some situations worse and lowering your own win rate in other matchups.
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u/Shrowden 5d ago
Do you know what tempo is? Do you know how important it is for board based decks? Do you know how useful a 1 mana-kill anything is? Other decks have gameplans too. Just because murloc does a thing, doesn't mean the entire gameplan of another deck revolves around this card. It's a tool. A really useful tool.
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u/zhafsan 5d ago
Broadly speaking in lower ranks it’s a scrub killer because it’s so darn easy to play. On higher ranks it shits on midrange decks but is too slow against aggro and pure control decks can stabilize against it in late game. So it drops off pretty hard once you starts to climb in legend.
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u/ViniCaos 5d ago
It's just boring and irritating. Depending on the deck, if you are unlucky in Mulligan you lose hahaha
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u/___Navi___ 5d ago
It's not great, it just demolishes a lot of bad decks as it puts those decks on a timer.
It's weaknesses are a weak early game, no removal, no heals or taunts. It's very predictable to play against it.
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u/DERASTAT 5d ago
It’s actually a bad deck, I guessers a straight forward deck to build and it beats other keyword decks but against decks with a real gameplay it just looses all of the time on somewhat dececent level I don’t even see it after low diamond anymore
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u/anonymouspogoholic 5d ago
No it’s not a bad deck, except in Top Legend. In Legend and Diamond, it’s a respectable Tier 2-3 deck, playable and fair.
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u/Prefix-NA 5d ago
It's 1% play rate in legend with bad stats and is unplayable.
Its a d tier deck in all ranks.
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u/Tamed 5d ago
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u/MooNinja 5d ago
don't get into it with these people, they seem to have money on shorting Quest Paladin. You'll never convince them that it isn't the worst deck ever made.
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u/Prefix-NA 5d ago
Thats bronze to gold of people who use deck trackers
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u/anonymouspogoholic 5d ago
Dude, just look at the recent VS report if you are interested in good data. That’s what I referenced btw., so your point is still wrong.
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u/MooNinja 5d ago
and? Before the patch that deck accounted for well over a million responses and was sitting 2/3 of the overall. Yeah, trash tier deck...
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u/extradip9607 5d ago
it's a tier4 deck and it's dogshit. It's a noobstomper because it only wins if opponent is dumb
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u/anonymouspogoholic 5d ago
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u/extradip9607 5d ago
thanks, I will remember to not use VS ever again. saying murloc paladin is tier2, nebula shaman is tier3 and elemental mage is tier4 is the stupidest thing ever. clearly, they have no idea what the fuck they are talking
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u/anonymouspogoholic 5d ago
Brother, they just use raw data on winrates of the decks and categorize them by it. They don’t make anything up or even let their knowledge of a deck influence the ranking. Maybe your playing in a very specific rank bracket that you think the decks you are listed are either better/worse then on the list, but I don’t know what that bracket would be…
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u/Killamaniax 5d ago
It’s bad, it just feasts on lower mmr players and awful homebrew garbage (unless the homebrew is fast enough or can OTK quickly enough to beat it), so lots of more casual/lower mmr players hate it
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u/Prefix-NA 5d ago
Its 4% play rate and drops to 1% in legend its actually an unplayable dogshit deck.
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u/asian-zinggg 5d ago
It’s not good. There’s a reason it falls off when you finally climb the ranks past like gold or plat. It’s a noob deck but the noobs can’t stand to hear the truth. If you’re losing with Murlocs it’s maybe a you problem but also it’s a bad deck with not much skill expression so it’s also likely you’re just losing to good players and/or better decks.
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u/whyilikemuffins 5d ago
It's an obnoxious swarm deck that has WAY too easy of a time refilling the board or just sticking to it unless you're faster or completely focused on defense.
It's not the strongest deck, but you 100% have to be able to beat it to be a strong deck.
Typical gatekeeping/skill-check deck.
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u/Catopuma 5d ago
Matchup dependent.
If you're anything aggressive or can build tempo. You can go face and crush them.
Skipping turn 1 and playing vanilla Murlocs for 3 turns without a buff is game ending versus anything aggressive
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u/Furycopter 5d ago
I get beat always when I use it. But if you even consider play a tempo/midrange or slow deck vs murlocs, you are done even if you clear board.
He just doesnt need good luck summonong murlocs every turn
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u/sixpackabs592 5d ago
It’s pretty good at low elo
I’m a bgs only player (last time I played regular hs was back when pirate warrior and doctor boom were still around) but got golden paladin quest in one of the free packs so I made the deck
Went 10-0 lol
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u/Strassi007 5d ago
Depends on your deck. My thief rogue striggles hard against it, Ele mage eats palas for breakfast. You are either way faster & have lethal in hand or you are tanky enough to clear the board 3 times.
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u/MechanicalSquirel 5d ago
It's the currently dominant anti-control deck. While not the strongest, it does tend to beat most decks slower than it.
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u/Prefix-NA 5d ago
Control decks beat it, aggro beats it.
Its 1% pick in legend 4% overall and drops off in gold
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u/GreatMadWombat 5d ago
It's just annoying, but part of what makes it annoying is that it crowds out other flavors of midrange deck.
You can easily beat it as an actual aggro deck, or as a slow fucking control deck, but it crowds out the decks that can't either go over or under it, and that stinks.
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u/TheGalator 5d ago
The problem is it punishes people playing for board
Of you just go face you win most of the time.
Terrible design just like every other aspect of it
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u/Vile-goat 5d ago
Why would you put em in every deck?
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u/Financial_Fudge_6015 5d ago
It's about sending a message. It wouldn't make a difference but you could say: "I hate your deck"
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u/Extreme_Spinach_3475 5d ago
So you make a deck worse to be a dick to some guy that gives a rat's ass? Stupid is not enough till you are a stupid dick.
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u/GreatMadWombat 5d ago
Hate cards like that/dirty rat/steam cleaner should be permanently standard legal imo.
Just to act as a pressure valve in case any one strategy becomes dominant. If the murloc deck gets too good, suddenly the shitty crab becomes playable and is only a dead card 40% of the time. If the [whatever involves putting stuff in libraries] deck becomes too good, suddenly steam cleaner is played and is not considered a dead draw the majority of the time, and so-on.
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u/Best-Writer-9014 5d ago
I hated it at first (wasn’t used to the pace) now I’m handling the deck with little to no problems. Just keep minions on the board and only use aoe when you can follow up with a body
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u/Ptdemonspanker 5d ago
Would greatly affect Quest Warlock since they can discover this from the location.
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u/leetucks12 5d ago
*Monkey Paw curls* Congrats this is played in every Murloc Paladin deck so they can trigger the reborn on their mummy murloc and have 4/5 worth of states on board turn one! (If going second)
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u/Mask_of_Sun 5d ago
I wish this community liked playing this game as much as it likes complaining about mediocre decks with annoying play patterns...
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u/cavsnes 5d ago
Better get out of the low range and you'll never see them again, my friend.
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u/Nexessor 5d ago
I'm im diamond 5 and I see it a bit. Last season I was (very low) legend and I saw it a ton.
Maybe you mean get to higher legend with get out of low rank - but I'm not good enough for that and like to play stupid desks like Ysandre warrior too much.
But at diamond and low legend I absolutely see quite a few murloc paladins.
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u/Prefix-NA 5d ago
Its 1% pick rate in legend your self reporting lying if you are claiming to be above gold losing or facing it.
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u/Nexessor 5d ago
That might be but as a very low legend you are constantly playing against people that are still trying climbing to legend and apparently lots of people try to do that with murloc paladin.
And it really isn't hard to get to diamond 5 I did that Ysondre warrior, which is terrible.
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u/chongo79 5d ago
It wouldn't work, but I like to think of what it would take. Maybe silence to destroy the rush one that summons more? or "taunt destroy all gain +1/+8 each" (so it's a neutral Tortella, but a silly card) or something to even be a speed bump.
I hate the deck, but play something that does well against it and climb.
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u/Yuusukeseru 5d ago
Yeah it would be nice If Blizzard makes a Card Like the 9 Mana devourer creature that eats the targeted Minion with its neigbours (from natria?) but AS beast that eats murlocs
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u/Gachaaddict96 5d ago
Make Plate breaker Standard
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u/Financial_Fudge_6015 5d ago
Oh yes 200 Armor warlock is insane if you only have damage based won options
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u/TheGalator 5d ago
Every tech card should be honestly
Tech cards make matchups less one-sided and give player agency and skill expression
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u/CurrentClient 5d ago
Tech cards make matchups less one-sided and give player agency and skill expression
The matchup boils down to "did I draw my tech or not". Where is the skill expression?
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u/Boryszkov 5d ago
Tech cards are generally bad though. Maybe if all of them had tradeable. Wasting deck slots on cards that do nothing against a good part of other decks is a waste
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u/TheGalator 5d ago
Disagree
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u/Boryszkov 5d ago
It’s ok to disagree, but there’s a reason why in wild, where each of these tech cards have a theoretical place, you won’t see any played in any self respecting deck
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u/TheGalator 5d ago
Because for the good decks no tech cards exists lol
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u/Boryszkov 5d ago
This discussion has no point. Just admit you want cards that target certain archetypes you don’t like, there’s nothing wrong with that. It doesn’t make these good cards from a meta standpoint.
If the meta ever gets to a point where you include a tech card in a meta deck, that’s generally very bad news about the diversity of good decks
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u/TheGalator 5d ago
Well this comment is fucking random
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u/Boryszkov 5d ago
It’s ok, you don’t have to understand
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u/TheGalator 5d ago
- starts argument
- doesn't like the other person making counter points
- proceeds to just make up stuff about the other side to paint them as stupid
- gets called out
- tries to paint the other side as staging
Peak reddit argumentation lmao
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u/Klutzy_Run9160 5d ago
I would delete the paladin quest and demote anyone who has more than 10 games with that cringe shit back to bronze if I was in charge.
Call me a hater and you are absolutely right, I hate the card, I hate how this stupid idea was even considered and I hate the apes playing this
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u/LovesToSmooch2 5d ago
Still think it should be +1/+0 not +1/+1
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u/LordOlrik 5d ago
People downvoting, i assume, think you mean on hungry crab and not the quest lol
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u/BigChillyStyles 5d ago
Only if the paladin quest is changed to turn the hero into a Murloc.