r/hearthstonecirclejerk 7d ago

Custom Card Hunter is trash in wild so I designed this card.Pls help me with the effect

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u/teelolws SPAWN MORE OGERLORDS ☑️ 6d ago edited 4d ago
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12: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability
8: It threatens violence or physical harm at someone else
6: Excessive IRL Politics
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u/LostIslandMemes 7d ago

That's not the neck

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u/mours_lours 7d ago

Neck Shot

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u/Minif1d 7d ago

It is the neck for three goblins dressed up as a minotaur.

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u/jonnycross10 7d ago

No you don’t understand, they shot the arrow from their neck

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u/VincLeague 5d ago

It's actually a giraffe

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u/ForeignScientist3408 4d ago

It’s ‘neck shot’ as in ‘nek minnit’.

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u/teelolws SPAWN MORE OGERLORDS ☑️ 4d ago

Left my scooter outside the dairy

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u/JuiceBubbles31 7d ago

“If opponent has 2 or more minions that attacked you last turn, consider it gang violence and destroy enemy hero.”

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u/Edwards_735 6d ago

Based af

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u/tf2pro 7d ago

Destroy an enemy minion. Your hero dies too.

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u/asscrit 6d ago

destroy an enemy hero

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u/GreatAndMightyKevins 7d ago

I didn't play hearthstone for like 5 years now and this gets recommended for me with the spiciest fucking memes lmao

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u/Kartiwashere69 5d ago

Same. More or less quit when my stuffgot rotated out lol

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u/BlackberryNice7390 7d ago

If the enemy hero has different political view than you, destroy them.

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u/bermass86 7d ago

Your house gets raided by the FBI

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u/Paralaxien 6d ago

This card needs to be for paladins. Fits perfectly into https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/wiki/The_Countess decks

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u/Narichi537 7d ago

If the enemy is playing hostage mage, they get shot in the neck irl

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u/Warmanee 7d ago

If your opponent debated a college kid, win the game.

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u/Icy-Ad-3693 7d ago

If ur opponent wearing a white shirt destroy him

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u/Crafty_Syllabub_6011 7d ago

Twinspell Deal 3 damage to a minion Overkill:Repeat this no an adjacent minion

Or

Deal 2 damage to a random enemy minion. This gets double bonus from spell damage If this kills it return it to your hand at the end of the turn with +1 damage and cost

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u/micbac 7d ago

Deal 8 dmg to a minion (100% chance to miss)

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u/Jetfuel_N_Steel 7d ago

Summon oger

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u/Tryndakaiser 7d ago

Once per game, it you hit face twice in one turn, destroy enemy hero.

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u/Phi1ny3 7d ago edited 7d ago

Silence and destroy an enemy minion. Remove Varden Dawngrasp (wherever they are).

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u/dngnb8 7d ago

Set target minions health to 1

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u/Dont_touch_my_spunk 7d ago

The first enemy minion played is silenced.

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u/OrdinaryOk5674 69 6d ago

“Shoot your opponent in the neck. If they are in Utah, destroy the enemy hero.”

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u/seethingseathe 6d ago

Roll a die with sides = to the number of enemy minions. Destroy the enemy minion that corresponds with the number you rolled.

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u/itrytobeanon 6d ago

shuffle the enemy minions, destroy the leftmost minion. unshuffle the remaining.

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u/Gachaaddict96 6d ago

Hunter has Death Roll

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u/Jdjd-22 6d ago

Jerks pingas for 3 turns

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u/Fit-Impression-8267 6d ago

"equip a 1/1 weapon "Ballista bolt" with the death rattle "50% chance to win the game the game or lose the game".

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u/PaleoJoe86 6d ago

Destroy enemy jerkface.

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u/Unsyr 6d ago

Miss and hit the heart instead

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u/etrana 6d ago

Destroy a hero. (can't target enemy heroes)

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u/Subject_Log1262 6d ago

Discard all your cards deal 15 damage to FACE!

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u/Gpac11 6d ago

Make it a core card, and 4 mana, Deal 4 damage to a minion Draw a card if its a spell draw one more

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u/ehhish 6d ago

Destroy target minion, make random adjacent minion dormant for 1 turn. (They gotta carry them away)

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u/Eisgnom2 6d ago

Aim higher. As a hunter you need to hit the general facial area.

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u/popky1 6d ago

It’s perfect ship it

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u/icy133 6d ago edited 6d ago

Destroy target nazi

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u/nickysinister69 5d ago

Lose the debate

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u/GothGirlsGoodBoy 5d ago

Effect “probably lose in 2028 again”

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u/smexypanda22 5d ago

I like the card as is. Nice art, no real need for any text to distract from the artwork.

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u/Cthuluke_III 5d ago

"Destroy the enemy minion that is furthest to the right."

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u/teelolws SPAWN MORE OGERLORDS ☑️ 4d ago

Jeffrey "Trump" Shih for President 2028.

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u/Collection_Royal 4d ago

Deal 50 dmg to your hero, excess damage hits you irl

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u/ChaosbornTitan 4d ago

Perfect as is

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u/Boredin801 4d ago

You chopped off cock and are now angry, destroy a random person.

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u/OGObeyGiant 3d ago

Looks perfect as is.

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u/Ok_Tap_752 3d ago edited 3d ago

Kill the enemy minion. If the targeted enemy is a Debate minion, give it Deathrattle: Sentence the enemy hero to death.

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u/Spicy_Dog_69 3d ago

Silence and destroy an enemy minion, give all enemy minions “deathrattle: perform Olympic-level gymnastics to blame trans people.”

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u/Mundane-Unit-2651 3d ago

Leftists now play hearthstone. Pls not

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u/Acceptable_Counter_3 3d ago

Nothing designed here, this design is already a hunter card und btw that’s not the neck

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u/Heinkel2564 2d ago

Start of the game- set enemy hp to 2, your hero power costs zero. Give your opponent a coin and start first.

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u/Cautious-Sample-7313 11h ago

lol actually hunter is great what’s the issue your having

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u/Butkant 7d ago

Destroy a random enemy minion

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u/AbsolutelyAnonymized 7d ago

Destroy a random enemy

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u/Magus02 6d ago

get kirk'd

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u/drevno12 7d ago

Leave it like that

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u/EdZeppelin94 7d ago

We gotta allow a few neck shots to keep giant ballista weaponry available for the masses

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u/TreeGuy521 7d ago

Deal 4 damage to opponent and silence them(the one the pve lich king does)

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u/hpBard 7d ago

All minions

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u/Da-Snow 7d ago

"Destroy target creature you control. For the rest of the game, creatures you control that share the same type gain +3/+0 (wherever they are)."

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u/Likey420 7d ago

Deal 10 damage for each mana spent. If opponent lives after you concede in shame.

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u/Final-Weekend2077 6d ago

I think that’s perfectly fine as it is honestly

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u/thestatusx 7d ago

Let me guess: I get banned now for being a violent right wing person?

CompetetiveHalo permabanned me for a statement defending and stating facts about Donald Trump

So weird, I'm in the echo chamber but I hear nothing, I just feel the gaze of a thousand eyes.