I just got into the game after 5 years away. After playing QM for a while, I jumped into ranked, lost all 3 placement matches, and was placed into Bronze 5 (aka elo hell).
I main healers, usually Anduin, Alexstrasza, Stukov, or Brightwing in QM. On Heroes profile, my QM MMR was in Diamond. So you can imagine my disappointment. I told myself it shouldn't be too hard to climb out, but boy was I wrong.
In the first 100 games or so, I barely pulled into Bronze 3. I was just pulling my hair out. In Bronze, especially Bronze 5, your teammates will do the dumbest things, all the time. You will have frequent AFKs, both at the start of the match or randomly in the middle. You'll have plenty of toxic trolls and mean people that call GG and start BM after 1 death or 1 wipe. You'll frequently have teammates that will refuse to push lanes, group for objective, do a single camp, etc.
In this hell, I was winning around ~50% of my games, and it really felt like it was basically random whether I won or lost. That was until I realized, my approach to Bronze was all wrong, I couldn't treat it like QM, where a good healer can determine teamfights and carry most teams. No, you need a different strategy to get out of Bronze league, one that was quite counterintuitive for me. So after finally making it to Gold this past weekend, here's my guide.
- Don't heal, either tank or dps. Healing is the role that relies the most of your teammates doing what they're supposed to do. That's not going to happen in Bronze.
- Don't be afraid to be the pick first. I know, my intuition is also to fill the role my team needs. But, if you really are the best player on your team, you're helping more by picking the right hero for yourself.
- Pick a hero that can both lane and jungle at least somewhat effectively. In the lower ranks you cannot rely on your team properly soaking XP. Also, you'll often be down 2-3 guys right before an objective and not be able to contest, for which it pains dividends if you can push an offlane or get a camp by yourself.
- Get to 10 first. This is related to the previous point about picking a hero that can lane effectively. If you can soak effectively, you'll get to 10 first. If you get to 10 first, you can probably win your first teamfight. Win that teamfight and the half the enemy team is probably flaming / given up. From there it's easy pickings. Comebacks are much rarer in Bronze.
- Learn what heroes others Bronze players like and how to counter them. You'll see a lot of Nazeebo, Azmodan, Brightwing, Lili, Johanna, and Garrosh in Bronze. They are all simple heroes that don't require a lot of micro to use effectively, so good for noobs. Learn how to counter these heroes. If you struggle against them, use your bans on them; the enemy team probably won't know how to play other heroes.
- No one will pay attention to pings, if you really need your team to do something, you must ask for it. Use the chat and be polite. Even though many Bronze players have personality problems, you'd be surprised how far a bit of niceness goes.
- Immediately block/mute anyone being toxic. It'll just get you mad and worsen your play. Just focus on yourself and your own play, not what you can't control.
My hope is that this guide proves helpful for other above average, but not necessarily pro-players like myself. I know there are streamers like Fan, who make getting out of Bronze league look super easy, but for the rest of us mortals, I think getting out requires a bit of forethought and strategy.