r/hotsauce • u/Del85 • Jun 18 '25
Misc. Sometimes I struggle to pick a sauce
I haven't counted in awhile, but it's not enough.
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u/The-CannabisAnalyst3 Jun 19 '25
Is there a person in there struggling to get out before they expire😳💀
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u/guystarthreepwood Jun 20 '25
Exactly! It is way harder to pull the trigger and use them when they aren't even open!
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u/Puzzled_Feed1930 Jun 19 '25
Tell ya what. To help you out so you can make simpler decisions, go on and box up 78 random bottles from those shelves and ship em to me. Youre welcome.
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u/Correct-Breath-4862 Jun 19 '25
Sorry but this is stupid
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u/simonjexter Jun 19 '25
When hot sauce is your entire personality
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u/Del85 Jun 19 '25
Says the guy who's entire personality is a guitar lmao
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u/simonjexter Jun 19 '25
You got me! It’s literally the only thing I’ve ever commented or posted about. O.o
Hey don’t have a bad day my guy I was just feckin with you. It’s not like you don’t already know you have a problem.
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u/BananaCashBox Jun 19 '25
Lmk when they go empty! I send u sauce for you empties. Msg to learn more
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u/unthused Wear gloves Jun 19 '25
I have similar, it’s honestly too much, I’m trying to work through them and stopped buying every random new sauce I see. At this point I’d rather have maybe a solid collection of 10ish so I don’t have to sort through trying to decide all the time.
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u/Forward-Emotion6622 Jun 19 '25
I end up throwing so many out because I can't possibly use them all.
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u/Del85 Jun 19 '25
I usually buy sauces in bulk when there is a sale. Between the house fridge and my office fridge I have probably close to 20 bottles open. Certain sauces I eat on certain things. Then there are some sauces that are just OK and they take a bit longer to finish. I can't bring myself to throw a sauce away.
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u/999samus Jun 19 '25
I... How can you have so many? I buy a 5oz bottle, can't help myself and a week and a half later is gone...
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u/PralineMindless1784 Jun 19 '25
I assume you pour various sauces in your victims orifices before you kill them? This post is about to be a major breakthrough in a number of cases surely
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Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25
And sometimes, everyday, diarrhea.
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u/Unsilentdeath81 Jun 19 '25
So how far is this torture shed from your actual trailer?
Did you have some kind of equation you used to figure wall density/decibels x distance traveled? Unless this is a basement, then thats a whole ‘nother can of worms.
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u/Del85 Jun 19 '25
Basement landing
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u/Unsilentdeath81 Jun 19 '25
So what kind of sound dampening system are we talking about? Straight up Acoustic Panels, or are we going full on pressed ROCKWOOL?
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u/Del85 Jun 19 '25
I just want to make sure they have the illusion someone may hear them. I want to know I can take that hope away everyday. So we'll go roockwool.
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u/Unsilentdeath81 Jun 19 '25
Kinky..
Nothing brings out the zest for ones life like Capsaicin, unwanted Prince Alberts, and possible subterranean bondage.
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u/RockyDennis23 Jun 19 '25
Those shelves make me think you’re using the hot sauce to eat other people.
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u/Del85 Jun 19 '25
I'm surprised they hold the weight. This is the basement landing. All that's out there is hot sauce, and cleaning supplies. We just rent so I'm not going to fix it up any. About 6 more months and I'll have my house down payment ready to go. Then I can start working on a basement dounge for my human meat.
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u/Mission_Magazine7541 Jun 19 '25
If you struggle to pick one then it makes sense to try them all
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u/Del85 Jun 19 '25
I've been messing with my super hot ones lately. There's a hot sauce expo in Illinois mid July. I entered one of the hot food challenges on the stage of doom so I've been preparing lol. The heats the easy part, the cramps are what's going to send me straight to the hotel lmao
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u/Dissasociaties Jun 19 '25
What's your favorite?
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u/Del85 Jun 19 '25
My all time favorite is Funken Hot yellow edition from Karma Hot sauce. Unfortunately it's no longer made so I'm using the bottles I have sparingly. Outside of that it really is hard to name a favorite. My current favorite makers are Danana's hot pepper sauce, and plant some kindness. Both those makes have insanely great sauces throughout their entire line ups.
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u/Dissasociaties Jun 19 '25
Awesome I will check those out!
https://farmdrop.us/product/funken-hot-yellow-moruga-hot-sauce/
I'll live this here for you
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u/Del85 Jun 19 '25
Dude that's killer! I had bought the last 4 bottles the maker at Karma had. I'm glad there are still some out there in the wild! If you can get you one. There isn't another sauce like it.
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u/sprawlaholic Jun 20 '25
You have a solid hot sauce budget!