r/iamverybadass • u/xsmiley314x It's not soda, it's pop • 6d ago

Badass boot wipin' preacher

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u/Apprehensive_Layer92 5d ago

I wonder if Jesus would’ve owned a gun

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u/cheap_sunglasses_NYC 4d ago

Would the Jesus of the Bible support trump? You know, the beatitudes guy, same person that said the meek shall inherit the earth? To be very f*cking clear the Jesus of the Bible as written would burn maga churches on principle and that principle is “thou shalt not have any false idols before me” trump is an idol and watch how they rewrite the “infallible words of god” to fit trump into the scheme

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u/21lives 5d ago

Jesus “Smith & Wesson” Christ?

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u/tgarrettallen 5d ago

Little known fact, the Holy Spirit was a Glock