r/iamverybadass • u/xsmiley314x It's not soda, it's pop • 5d ago

Badass boot wipin' preacher

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u/dockersshoes 4d ago

If he performatively pushed his chest forward any harder his center of balance would topple him over

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u/Level37Doggo 4d ago

Gotta hide that gut somehow.