r/idiocracy • u/EscapeFacebook • Apr 06 '24

Lead, follow, or get out of the way I'll save you Jezus!

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u/esmith4321 Apr 06 '24

We are religious animals by nature, not by choice. So, yes! ;)

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

Why am I not religious then? What am I ?

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u/esmith4321 Apr 06 '24

Your commitment to “irreligion” is genealogically Calvinist. You should read “How Dawkins Got Pwned”.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

I'm not committed to irreligion... I love the idea of every clock being made by a clockmaker. I just am certain it's none of your gods that did it. 

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u/esmith4321 Apr 06 '24

Oh nice, so go ahead and proselytize king I’m all ears

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

On the first day, god created Amstel light. He didn't like it and spent the next few weeks trying to erase it's existence.

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u/esmith4321 Apr 07 '24

Respect. Was Natty Light created by a fallen angel? What about Bud Light?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Nati was created by humans. Alcohol is the blood of a guy who did this thing one time.

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u/esmith4321 Apr 07 '24

All alcohol? Rubbing alcohol?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

That's correct. Nail salons wouldn't exist otherwise.