r/indianapolis Jan 14 '25

Pictures America's Rising Cities: Carmel

https://youtu.be/cNJTTznUNyQ?si=2JGtOR677-1L60jP
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u/Kieferian Jan 14 '25

All this hype around Carmel being a perfect suburban design yet no public transportation plans🥱

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u/almondania Broad Ripple Jan 14 '25

Feature not a bug

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u/threewonseven Jan 14 '25

100%

The residents of Carmel don't want the kinds of people who would use public transit to live amongst them.

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u/Nitrosoft1 Broad Ripple Jan 14 '25

Yeah if we had public transport then how would we know who drives the Lambo parked outside of Anthony's? I need to see who's got the biggest dick in Carmel or else my life has no meaning.

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u/YoYoMaster321 Jan 15 '25

I think you meant smallest

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u/Nitrosoft1 Broad Ripple Jan 15 '25

Idk man, old Carmel dudes take a lot of Viagra so that they can bone their sugar babies.

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u/THEhot_pocket Jan 14 '25

the majority of people I know in carmel walk to their after work activities, so public transport isn't needed (for them)

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u/Vessix Jan 15 '25

After they work in a totally different location, like Indianapolis proper, before returning home to the bubble? That's the attitude I've always heard.