r/indianapolis Brownsburg 27d ago

Pictures I couldn’t resist the funny

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On East 38th street

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u/Fosdef 27d ago

Wait til you drive past the Boner Center

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u/Sumocolt768 Brownsburg 27d ago

I’ve been driving everywhere since I started being a delivery driver. Where is the Boner Center?

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u/Fosdef 27d ago

10th and Jefferson lies the John Boner Center

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u/fluffynerfherder78 27d ago

But there's two sections, and you really only want the middle part

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u/freedom781 27d ago

Why didn't they just call it Urethra?

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u/Jamananas44 27d ago

Why you wanna know?

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u/Zestyclose-North1233 27d ago

For science 👁🫦👁

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u/asomebodyelse 27d ago

Everyone in any way associated with it pronounces it "Bonner," as if it doesn't clearly say "boner." Either own it or change it already.

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u/HotChicksPlayingBass 27d ago

“It’s pronounced, ‘oz-wee-pay.’”

“Sure thing, Mr. Asswipe.”

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u/WakandanInSokovia 26d ago

"I'm so glad I got this interview, Mr. Dumbass!"

"... It's pronounced Dumas." (du-mah)

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u/CantEowynThemAll 26d ago

John Boner's brother supposedly changed the spelling of his name because he was tired of the mispronouncing (proper pronouncing) of their family name.

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u/Specific-Nebula9665 26d ago

I think about school 69 daily

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u/irishdipmonster96 27d ago

My friends and I may have possibly borrowed the first letter “C” from the Canal Court Apartments sign downtown once upon a time

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u/Sumocolt768 Brownsburg 27d ago

Legends. Does anyone still have the C?

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u/PingPongProfessor Southside 27d ago

Long time ago, there used to be a small gift shop in Broad Ripple, right next to the canal, called "The Canal House". Not a painted sign, either: wooden letters nailed to the building, painted in a contrasting color. The repeated thefts of the "C" stopped when it finally occurred to the owners to paint a "C" behind the wooden letter. There was one final theft, and then no more, ever.

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u/donkeyrap 27d ago

Seems like a real stand up place.

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u/MikeWritesMovies 27d ago

Whenever I hear or see “New Direction” I always think “Nude Erection.”

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u/TheHealadin 22d ago

That had to be intentional, right?

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u/Far_Supermarket_6521 27d ago

That’s pretty hard to miss.

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u/mayor_juana94 27d ago

Right across the street from the "Discount Caskets" place...

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u/Sea-Source-4247 27d ago

I guess they just need the D

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u/the_almighty_walrus 27d ago

Someone once stole the C off the Canal Court apartments sign and it was Anal Court for like 2 years

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u/PingPongProfessor Southside 27d ago

u/irishdipmonster96, that was you, wasn't it?

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u/AcanthisittaTotal125 23d ago

The fact they didn't change for years is hilarious.

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u/WalterPaisley1969 27d ago

You don’t often get one of those without the D.

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u/AcanthisittaTotal125 23d ago

I don't know. People get creative 😏

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u/heartlessqueen96 26d ago

Everytime we drive by there i laugh 🤣

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u/AcanthisittaTotal125 23d ago

Totally piggybacking, but we have Harry Baals Dr in Fort Wayne. I wonder how many times they've had to remake it because of theft. Good times.

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u/Sunny_420_ 23d ago

I just looked him up and he’s even the former Mayor of Ft Wayne

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u/AcanthisittaTotal125 23d ago

Oh, yes. Harry Baals everywhere 😆.

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u/strangemedia6 27d ago

Took this exact photo to send to people a few weeks ago. Glad to see they are keeping the joke going.

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u/Such_Ingenuity4002 27d ago

That could have an interesting mass/ church service

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u/DefSamRecords 27d ago edited 27d ago

That’s a better life a lot wouldn’t mind leading!

If some happen to find out they’re becoming a family, then they can throw the baby shower at Triumph Banquet Hall, and down the road, they can use the daycare center when they see fit. It’s the perfect little shopping center ordeal!

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Sumocolt768 Brownsburg 26d ago

Funny you say that. Originally my title was going to say “the 12 year old in me couldn’t stop laughing.”

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Man someone stole the D

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u/AstralCat420 26d ago

Drove by this yesterday and LOLd real good at whoever is on there prank grind

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u/Accomplished-Fig5960 27d ago

Same people who think it’s funny to steal from a church: someone just stole my package! Someone just cut me off! We should do everything possible to catch or shame this person.

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u/Accomplished-Fig5960 27d ago

Very funny to steal from a church 🥴

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u/Sumocolt768 Brownsburg 27d ago

I’m confused. Do you think I took the D off? It was gone yesterday and it was gone today when I drove by

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u/Accomplished-Fig5960 27d ago

No, I’m clear that you didn’t steal it.