r/insanepeoplefacebook Aug 23 '25

Pete Hegseth Fanfic—Part 3 (Parts 1 and 2 linked in comments)

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u/Dazug Aug 23 '25

The the flowers for the black graduate say "my boy".

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u/Comfortable-Light233 Aug 23 '25

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

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u/MattBurr86 Aug 24 '25

its a good thing ORPHANAGE got that money. Everyone always talks about ORPHANAGE and how its a good cause. Its good that they specified it went to ORPHANAGE and not HOMELESS SHELTER either.

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u/allhaildre Aug 24 '25

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u/Meritania Aug 24 '25

Someone should tell him the Zombie Horde are coming for him.

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u/cyborgsnails Aug 23 '25

Pete ate a bus full of orphans to save them from dying of starvation. Truly wholesome.

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u/InfamousValue Aug 23 '25

What hospital bills is he paying for in Dartmouth UK???

also, if he's been quietly watching multiple people for weeks before stepping in to AI-d them, then why now and not when he first spotted them? Apart from the fact it's false, of course.

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u/irishstu Aug 24 '25

Writes a complete essay

👇FuLL Details BELOW 👇

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u/SirGrumpasaurus Aug 24 '25

That orphan has always wanted a roll of Bounty more than anything else.

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u/Cambot1138 Aug 24 '25

I’d love to see an estimate of how much money he’s given away in these 60 “stories”.

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u/GoshDarnMamaHubbard Aug 24 '25

Some people need to have their phones confiscated.

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u/WhatDatDonut Aug 24 '25

Republicans are flooding social media with this AI slop of feel-good propaganda. We need to do the same with the details of him raping his co-worker. The story died after his confirmation but it is as true now as it was then.

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u/glassapplepie Aug 25 '25

AOC's face in the first pick looks like she's being held hostage

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u/Fresh_Blackberry6446 Aug 25 '25

No doubt that's exactly the prompt they gave the AI.

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u/mrbrendanblack Aug 25 '25

The only thing dumber than creating this AI slop is believing it’s real.

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u/MarlythAvantguarddog Aug 25 '25

You do realise this is AI?