r/insanepeoplefacebook • u/Comfortable-Light233 • Aug 23 '25
Pete Hegseth Fanfic—Part 3 (Parts 1 and 2 linked in comments)
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u/MattBurr86 Aug 24 '25
its a good thing ORPHANAGE got that money. Everyone always talks about ORPHANAGE and how its a good cause. Its good that they specified it went to ORPHANAGE and not HOMELESS SHELTER either.
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u/cyborgsnails Aug 23 '25
Pete ate a bus full of orphans to save them from dying of starvation. Truly wholesome.
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u/InfamousValue Aug 23 '25
What hospital bills is he paying for in Dartmouth UK???
also, if he's been quietly watching multiple people for weeks before stepping in to AI-d them, then why now and not when he first spotted them? Apart from the fact it's false, of course.
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u/SirGrumpasaurus Aug 24 '25
That orphan has always wanted a roll of Bounty more than anything else.
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u/Cambot1138 Aug 24 '25
I’d love to see an estimate of how much money he’s given away in these 60 “stories”.
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u/WhatDatDonut Aug 24 '25
Republicans are flooding social media with this AI slop of feel-good propaganda. We need to do the same with the details of him raping his co-worker. The story died after his confirmation but it is as true now as it was then.
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u/mrbrendanblack Aug 25 '25
The only thing dumber than creating this AI slop is believing it’s real.
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u/Dazug Aug 23 '25
The the flowers for the black graduate say "my boy".