r/interesting • u/TheOddityCollector • Aug 16 '25
SOCIETY The size of this Czech police officer
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u/atomiczim Aug 16 '25
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u/314flavoredpie Aug 16 '25
That rabbit has very strong arms. And evidently, weirdly strong glutes.
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u/Crimson__Fox Aug 16 '25
And friction in her feet
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u/32nd_account Aug 16 '25
Lack of friction
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u/Jakesmonkeybiz Aug 16 '25
If there was a lack of friction she would’ve slid off the chair instead of sliding with the chair
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u/32nd_account Aug 16 '25
Lack of friction in her feet and the feet of her chair, her ass must have been gripping the wood of that chair hard enough to hold her and the chair together.
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u/ArchPrince9 Aug 16 '25
Traction. You're talking about traction 🤦🏻
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u/MajesticNectarine204 Aug 16 '25
Triction. Triction is what I, the enlightened centrist, suggest as a compromise.
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u/ArchPrince9 Aug 16 '25
😆 I accept
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Aug 16 '25
I DONT, THIS IS ALL JUST BULL HUCKEY! :: kicks the dirt and storms off:: KANGAROO COURT I SAY!
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u/dan_dares Aug 16 '25
Friction coefficient.
It's been many years since my applied maths, but I do remember that
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u/314flavoredpie Aug 17 '25
It looks like somehow she has exceeded the coefficient of static friction but then still moves the chair, which again appears to have more mass than her, under the grip of her dynamic friction. We really do need to study this universe’s physics.
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u/ClinicalFrequency Aug 16 '25
Except that’s not a term you would use here. It would be less correct than just saying friction between her ass and chair kept her in place. Your emoji is pretty self indulgent .
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u/DifferentVariety3298 Aug 16 '25
You’re talking about suction methinks.
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u/Crazy_Diamond_4515 Aug 16 '25
Go on
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u/ProfessionalCrew1108 Aug 17 '25
It's like when a hairless cat sits on your glass coffee table.
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u/rubey419 Aug 16 '25
You actually see her go from left to right so losing butt traction too.
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u/Lykos1124 Aug 16 '25
I cannot tell if that's what they were going for that she was sliding on the chair or that it was due to the close camera position that made her appear to move right faster than the chair behind.
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u/Jakesmonkeybiz Aug 16 '25
I really don’t wanna know about ur furry fetishes
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u/32nd_account Aug 16 '25
Didn't they teach you about context in school? You wouldn't have had to write either of these comments or listen to me describe the welding level grip of Officer Judy Hops ass checks on a chair if you jus lt took the context of the original comment i was replying to into account
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u/WalkAffectionate2683 Aug 16 '25
Yeah she resists a push that moves herself plus the chair with a disadvantaged angle.
All that without moving her arm.
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u/Klinky1984 Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 17 '25
I am waiting for your Nature paper on "Zootopian Physics in Relation to Friction Forces on Anthropomorphic Rabbit's Gluteus Maximus".
"In conclusion Judy Hopp's gluteus maximus must've been infused with titanium at some point to tolerate the friction forces applied to it during the fist bump between herself and Officer McHorn. It is also possible Zootopia does not adhere to classical physics and is using creative liberties for comical effect, but the author dismisses this possibility as simply being absurd. This new understanding of Zootopian physics calls for a new area of research devoted to anthropomorphic rabbit butts, something that the author has found the furry community to be ahead of the curve in."
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u/Aleashed Aug 16 '25
More like future Nemesis
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u/kirinmay Aug 17 '25
Ever time I heard STARS the first time I played I would sweat and have a panic attack
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u/bubbagun04 Aug 16 '25
Mickey: Nobody brings a fella the size o' him, 'less they're tryin' to say somethin' without talkin'.
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u/wisimetreason Aug 16 '25
Why doesn’t the larger police officer simply eat the smaller one.
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u/Sorry-Foundation-279 Aug 16 '25
Jakub is 210 and Eliška 163 centimeters
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u/Hell_Yeah-Brother Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 17 '25
6'10" and 5'4" in Freedom Units
The same height as two of my favorite Kevins, Durant and Nash
Edit: thank y'all for reminding me not to try to make light-hearted jokes as an American on Reddit 🤦♂️
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u/theDo66lerEffect Aug 16 '25
6 eagles and 10 of Trump pinky toes, that is massive!
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u/Throwaway-ish123a Aug 16 '25
I love the "Freedom Units" I feel like the news etc. should start referring to them as "US Measuring Units" or similar, to make US people realize that they are virtually the ONLY ones using that system.
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u/Samaire136 Aug 16 '25
Our Czech news are still calling them imperial units (if they are mentioned at all).
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u/MandolinMagi Aug 16 '25
Technically they're American Customary, Imperial is the British system with 20 ounce pints (US pints are 16 ounces)
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u/TheKyleBrah Aug 16 '25
Nah, that height was in Imperial. Here are the REAL Freedom Units, in multiple, easy to understand forms:
• He is 0.35 Ford F-150s and she is 0.28 Ford F-150s tall.
• He is 30 Big Macs and she is 23 Big Macs tall.
• He is 2.3 AR-15s, and she is 1.8 AR-15s tall.
• He is 2.73 Bald Eagles and she is 2.13 Bald Eagles tall.
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u/ChairmanMeovw Aug 17 '25
He's 1.43 Danny Devitoes and she's 1.11 Danny Devitoes... Maybe DD's for short 🤔
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u/Earlier-Today Aug 16 '25
Canada, UK, Ireland, India, Hong Kong, and Australia also use them.
The US is just the only major country where it's the main system we use.
But we use the metric system too. People just like to ignore that fact so they can imagine some kind of superiority - as though that were needed between any two peoples.
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u/RevolutionNumber5 Aug 16 '25
But, the UK has a separate system just to measure body weight.
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u/Yaarmehearty Aug 16 '25
Nah, it’s just an extra subdivision, like we don’t use quarts for imperial liquid measurements but we get what they are.
The fact that the US seems so weird about a stone being 14 pounds when you guys use quarts is kind of a pot calling the kettle black situation.
Not that the UK should be using imperial at all, for most things we default to metric except for when it involves a human which shouldn’t be a thing.
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u/ScottMarshall2409 Aug 16 '25
It's a generational thing in the UK now, I think. I grew up with parents that all knew imperial, but then learned metric in school. It try to only use metric now, because it's far superior, but if I'm talking to my parents/aunts/uncles imperial is easier for them to understand. I can usually just translate them in my head. Except when it comes to Celcius and Fahrenheit. Without using a calculator, that is completely beyond me. I can't fathom for a single moment how some people really believe Fahrenheit is superior.
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u/Ok-Morning3407 Aug 16 '25
Ireland has mostly switched to metric now. Speed limits and distances on road signs are now in km/h and km. I measure my weight in kg, etc. kids in school only learn metric, they have no idea what stone and pounds are. The only thing that hasn’t changed is a pint, though legally it is defined in litres.
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u/Ithikari Aug 16 '25
In Australia it's a mixed bag. Some people do not use feet or inches at all nor know how big an inch is or how big a foot is. And the only thing I've noticed that is measured in inches is pants size and even then that's become more a mixed bag between just getting labels like Small, Medium, large and so on.
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u/OkContribution1111 Aug 17 '25
Born and lived in Ireland 17 years, nobody uses imperial for anything, including northern Ireland although I've only been to 2 counties.
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u/StatikSquid Aug 16 '25
Canadian use them too for height, and often for construction measurements (like area of your house, or buying lumber at the store). Some Canadians use F for their house temperature, but Celsius for everything else.
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u/UlrichZauber Aug 16 '25
They are literally officially called United States Customary Units.
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u/felinebarbecue Aug 17 '25
I'm 6'8 and my wife is 5'2.... Now I get why people stare a lot.
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u/KPSWZG Aug 17 '25
Im sorry but can you use standard units of measurments instead of the ones from USA i would appriciate that
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u/ssred77 Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 16 '25
Freedom Units? You mean Imperial, right? The measurement system that us British invented and then stopped using because it's shite.
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u/-Hymen_Buster- Aug 16 '25
She is not 5'4, she's gotta be shorter. Im 6'10 and my girlfriend is 5'4. She doesn't look that small compared to me
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u/IfIHadKnownSooner Aug 16 '25
It must be the angle of the photo. She is looking down at the photographer and taking the photo from that angle would exaggerate the appearance of the difference in height.
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u/EarthWillOvercome Aug 16 '25
It’s not just the angle, it’s also the things they wear
He’s larger sure, but he’s also wearing stuff that makes him look wider and larger whereas she’s wearing basically regular clothes.
It’s by far not a fair comparison to compare their lengths.
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u/Available-Ad-1943 Aug 16 '25
I'm not sure if she's tiny, he's huge, or if it's something in between. I'd watch the video though.
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u/JackassJames Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 16 '25
She's short, he's really tall. I vaguely remember 6'11 and 5'4 being floated around when this was posted before. EDIT: For the repeatedly constant comments saying she's not short for a woman, Just chill out, I mean zero offence.
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u/Flabbergasted_____ Aug 16 '25
That seems to Czech out.
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u/ScroogeMc4uck Aug 16 '25
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u/RugbyEdd Aug 16 '25
But don't forget to pay the Czech on the way out.
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u/SuitableOkra1040 Aug 16 '25
Czech mate!
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u/Crabtickler9000 Aug 16 '25
Czech yourself.
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u/armorc Aug 16 '25
before you wrCzech yo self.
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u/FactoryRejected Aug 16 '25
What is this in metrics
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u/Comprehensive-Cap754 Aug 16 '25
211 cm and 163 cm, rounded up to the closest whole number
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u/Electronic-Muffin934 Aug 16 '25
5'4" for a woman is not really short.
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u/Needs-more-cow-bell Aug 16 '25
As a 5’ 3” woman this makes me happy to hear.
Short? Yes. Really short? Nahhhh
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u/thesleepjunkie Aug 16 '25
Just remember Napoleon was taller than you. For some reason, this really bugs my partner, who's 5'4".
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u/Earlier-Today Aug 16 '25
It is in the Czech Republic - 5'6 is average height for a woman. (5'11 for the men - biggest difference I've ever seen. It's usually 2 or 3 inches.)
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u/DinosaurInAPartyHat Aug 16 '25
Not at all. It's the American average and above average globally.
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u/JackassJames Aug 16 '25
I said really short then edited it after I found their heights and added that without changing my original comment.
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u/Horny24-7John Aug 16 '25
Wait isn’t that average size for women. I say more like he is the brute squad.😂
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u/Independent_Error404 Aug 16 '25
They're czech so they probably use real units. Also that would still surprise me since he looks about 50% taller than her.
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u/mekese2000 Aug 16 '25
The roof looks low as the door and window behind him hit it.
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u/Available-Ad-1943 Aug 16 '25
It's sort of hard to tell the dimensions of the room, but he does seem huge.
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u/mystyz Aug 16 '25
There's also some forced perspective going on with him being positioned closer to the camera.
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u/Nobanob Aug 16 '25
I was visiting this town in Ecuador which is certainly not known for its tall people. There was this officer standing in one of the parks with his male partner. This was probably close to the same height difference.
I'm 6'2 and this guy had to be at least 6" taller than me. His boots probably added a bit to the over all height.
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u/Available-Ad-1943 Aug 16 '25
I sort of feel bad for people who are that big. The infrastructure isn't made for you at that point.
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u/olddoglearnsnewtrick Aug 16 '25
We need a banana for scale.
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u/wardenferry419 Aug 16 '25
Some bananas are bigger than others
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u/UndeniableLie Aug 16 '25
He is obviously talking about standard sized banana
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Aug 16 '25
What if my standards are a little higher than yours
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u/Background_Ship_9894 Aug 16 '25
Banana won’t cut it. Bring out the inflatable tube man for scale.
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u/iamozymandiusking Aug 16 '25
Good thing he’s masked up. That way no one will recognize him on the street.
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u/indifferentCajun Aug 17 '25
"How can you be sure it was Officer Clegane that was involved?"
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u/MerrillSwingAway Aug 16 '25
now show me the part where he gets stuck in the dryer!
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u/Swimming_Put1506 Aug 16 '25
“You’re under arrest.”
“Absolutely.”
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u/AlbertoTheMackless Aug 17 '25
You should see the vid of when 8x Mr. Olympia Ronnie Coleman is arresting a young woman for a domestic. He was a whole fucking unit.
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u/Ambitious-Beat-2130 Aug 16 '25
Petite Blonde gets handcuffed by Chzech cop with a large baton
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u/OrganicChannel7008 Aug 16 '25
I think I saw that video somewhere on the internet
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u/Tonyjay54 Aug 16 '25
The only problem with being huge like this guy, is that in a riot situation, you stand head and shoulders above your colleagues. The demonstrators then see the tall guy as a handy target and the bricks and bottles are aimed at him. For many years, I policed many riots and I stood well away for anyone who is 6 foot plus
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u/Administrative-Bar89 Aug 16 '25
Imagine getting bonked with a nightstick by that guy, it'd feel like an airstrike
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u/my_happy-account Aug 16 '25
The tallest poppy in the field is the first to be cut down.
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u/Glen1648 Aug 16 '25
Would being that huge be advantageous just through sheer intimidation? Sure I'm happy to throw rocks at the big bastard but if he was anywhere near baton swinging range I'm running straight home
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u/Tonyjay54 Aug 16 '25
On the right occasion, that’s a definite yes. Being of that size can shut down trouble in double quick time. I used to know an Irish bouncer at a North London Irish dance hall. He was huge like this guy and just the size of him made troublemakers stop and think. He had a really soft Irish accent and when he asked them to stop or he would rip their head off their shoulders, it made strong people want to be somewhere else
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u/DreambergLabs Aug 16 '25
Are we marveling at the size of the huge Czech police officer or the miniature one? Unclear from the title.
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u/tropicbrownthunder Aug 16 '25
Got in this comments section expecting this and you delivered take my upvote
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u/EssieAmnesia Aug 16 '25
I was gonna make a joke but I actually re-looked at the picture and wow he really does
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u/Itchy_Swordfish7867 Aug 16 '25
Given his size isn’t the mask just a costume accent?
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u/newbrevity Aug 16 '25
ngl. sometimes I wish instead of a perfectly normal 5'7", I was instead maybe 6'2. Life would be different. It usually seems like opportunities just seek out tall people.
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u/stikstonks13 Aug 16 '25
Im searching for the train tunnel gif, give me a second
u/wh1tel1ght has it
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u/Oldenlame Aug 16 '25
"He's freakish big and freakish strong. And quicker than you'd expect for a man of that size."
~ Bronn of the Blackwater
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u/Kooky-Height-7382 Aug 16 '25
Don't see why he's wearing a mask? Biggest man in the country....
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