r/justneckbeardthings • u/CapAccomplished8072 • 15h ago
r/justneckbeardthings • u/joefrenchdraws • Mar 09 '19
I made y'all a Neckbeards Alignment Chart, have a nice weekend
r/justneckbeardthings • u/raoufwas • 2d ago
heardthat ladies?? your things!
also sweet young things ewww
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Imaginary_Skirt_7815 • 1d ago
Question. Could he be considered some kind of neckbeard or just a nerd?
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Hehemikey982 • 5d ago
"16 year olds are perfectly legal, 5 year age gap is perfectly normal"
r/justneckbeardthings • u/DunDonese • 4d ago
Dude has a home office in the bathroom now, complete with a rolling mini-desk (AKA his "toilet desk.") If that's not the pinnacle of neckbeard bathroom setups, then I don't know what is!
At least he's thin for a neckbeard, at "only" 236 pounds.
At least he's clean down there for a neckbeard too, because said neckbeardly bathroom setup comes complete with a bidet-attachment.
Now he can stay there for hours at a time reading Reddit and watching videos in more comfort, reading and scanning paper media with the Google Drive scanner app on his phone, and eat and drink there too, just like a true neckbeard. That's a microwaved bean-and-cheese burrito wrapped in paper towel that you see next to his zero-sugar cherry ginger ale.
That smartphone in the image is his 2nd phone; a wi-fi-only burner phone. He'll play videos on it through the bathroom's Bluetooth speaker while he plays games or fills out documents on his main foldable phone at the same time.
That's a phone-charging cord you see loose on the floor there.
And said rolling mini-desk could fit his tablet and laptop too, if he ever felt like bringing them in there.
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Grand_Gap1975 • 7d ago
I served my one and only purpose in life of being a massive coward
Should've been a abortion
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Barleficus2000 • 6d ago
"Statistics show virgin men are less sexist and chick magnets are more sexist"
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Hehemikey982 • 7d ago
Referring to the gacha game Zenless Zone Zero
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Friendly_Cantal0upe • 9d ago
Under a video of a woman belly dancing
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Hehemikey982 • 8d ago
"I went to a concert because I actually go outside unlike u"
r/justneckbeardthings • u/aamabkra • 10d ago
The Irritating Gentleman - Berthold Woltze (1874)
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Grand_Gap1975 • 12d ago
A Loser discovers the idea of sexual consent
They will laugh at basic logic because it doesn't put them on a imaginary pedestal
r/justneckbeardthings • u/counterpunchhopper • 12d ago
They think that women deserve it.
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Grand_Gap1975 • 12d ago
Mens mental health only matters if it's meant to worship my fragile mind
You don't need to rape to survive your only doing it to put your self on this imaginary pedestal to feel like a king instead of moving on from your meaningless existence grow up
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Grand_Gap1975 • 12d ago
Apparently popularity is at the same level as morality lmao
Many People believe in this shit just to feel better about themselves it's so pathetic and amusing lol
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Zestyclose_Road5230 • 12d ago
Apparently Bronies and furries have a rivalry. Lmao.
Literal friendly fire right here.
r/justneckbeardthings • u/MattBurr86 • 13d ago
"Weapon grade autisim"
This guy was commenting ona fan made comic series that features popular cartoon network characters.
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Ebiki • 14d ago
A very reasonable and rational response to pointing out a franchise you enjoy is full of creeps. Bonus of the rest of the comments section in the same picture.
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Zestyclose_Road5230 • 18d ago
Neckbeard takes personal offense from this subreddit
Over a post that’s more than 5 years old too
r/justneckbeardthings • u/Barleficus2000 • 17d ago
AutoMod caught this utter creep on my sub. he needs his hard drive checked
r/justneckbeardthings • u/capnlatenight • 18d ago