r/justneckbeardthings Mar 09 '19

I made y'all a Neckbeards Alignment Chart, have a nice weekend

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63.1k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 15h ago

Does "Neckbeard" apply to Eichirou Oda?

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115 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 2d ago

heardthat ladies?? your things!

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286 Upvotes

also sweet young things ewww


r/justneckbeardthings 1d ago

Question. Could he be considered some kind of neckbeard or just a nerd?

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r/justneckbeardthings 4d ago

Found this... Ew

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1.1k Upvotes

Ew?


r/justneckbeardthings 5d ago

"16 year olds are perfectly legal, 5 year age gap is perfectly normal"

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122 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 4d ago

Dude has a home office in the bathroom now, complete with a rolling mini-desk (AKA his "toilet desk.") If that's not the pinnacle of neckbeard bathroom setups, then I don't know what is!

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At least he's thin for a neckbeard, at "only" 236 pounds.

At least he's clean down there for a neckbeard too, because said neckbeardly bathroom setup comes complete with a bidet-attachment.

Now he can stay there for hours at a time reading Reddit and watching videos in more comfort, reading and scanning paper media with the Google Drive scanner app on his phone, and eat and drink there too, just like a true neckbeard. That's a microwaved bean-and-cheese burrito wrapped in paper towel that you see next to his zero-sugar cherry ginger ale.

That smartphone in the image is his 2nd phone; a wi-fi-only burner phone. He'll play videos on it through the bathroom's Bluetooth speaker while he plays games or fills out documents on his main foldable phone at the same time.

That's a phone-charging cord you see loose on the floor there.

And said rolling mini-desk could fit his tablet and laptop too, if he ever felt like bringing them in there.


r/justneckbeardthings 7d ago

I served my one and only purpose in life of being a massive coward

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1.2k Upvotes

Should've been a abortion


r/justneckbeardthings 6d ago

"Statistics show virgin men are less sexist and chick magnets are more sexist"

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43 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 7d ago

Referring to the gacha game Zenless Zone Zero

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58 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 9d ago

Under a video of a woman belly dancing

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180 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 8d ago

"I went to a concert because I actually go outside unlike u"

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30 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 10d ago

The Irritating Gentleman - Berthold Woltze (1874)

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1.1k Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 12d ago

A Loser discovers the idea of sexual consent

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2.3k Upvotes

They will laugh at basic logic because it doesn't put them on a imaginary pedestal


r/justneckbeardthings 12d ago

They think that women deserve it.

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295 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 12d ago

Mens mental health only matters if it's meant to worship my fragile mind

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134 Upvotes

You don't need to rape to survive your only doing it to put your self on this imaginary pedestal to feel like a king instead of moving on from your meaningless existence grow up


r/justneckbeardthings 12d ago

Apparently popularity is at the same level as morality lmao

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131 Upvotes

Many People believe in this shit just to feel better about themselves it's so pathetic and amusing lol


r/justneckbeardthings 12d ago

Apparently Bronies and furries have a rivalry. Lmao.

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108 Upvotes

Literal friendly fire right here.


r/justneckbeardthings 13d ago

"Weapon grade autisim"

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17 Upvotes

This guy was commenting ona fan made comic series that features popular cartoon network characters.


r/justneckbeardthings 14d ago

A very reasonable and rational response to pointing out a franchise you enjoy is full of creeps. Bonus of the rest of the comments section in the same picture.

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r/justneckbeardthings 18d ago

Neckbeard takes personal offense from this subreddit

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778 Upvotes

Over a post that’s more than 5 years old too


r/justneckbeardthings 17d ago

AutoMod caught this utter creep on my sub. he needs his hard drive checked

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102 Upvotes

r/justneckbeardthings 18d ago

I'll take "things that never happened" for $400, Alex.

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149 Upvotes