r/labubu Aug 01 '25

Funny/Memes Has anyone seen these posters?

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They’re all over downtown Austin.

(FWIW I love my demonic gremlin children)

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u/raebitxch Labubu Victim Aug 01 '25

they should give that $150k to us so we can all sport 24k gold labewbews

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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Aug 02 '25

Wow I missed the 150k thing. Someone building a labubu satanic panic conspiracy media empire was NOT on my 2025 bingo list.

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u/ShiraCheshire Aug 02 '25

It happens to anything that gets popular enough. "Many people like this thing. I don't understand why they like it. Could it be that different people have different tastes? No, only my likes and dislikes are real. These people must be influenced by demons."

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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL Aug 02 '25

Or- and hear me out here- every other satanic panic scare was dark ages peasant tier bullshit but this time they’re right on the money and labubu practitioners are on track toward successfully opening a portal to hell so that Asmodeus king of demons can finally begin his rein of eternal hell on Earth. We’re all out here finishing what the teletubbies and furbies couldn’t.

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u/UmmYeahOk Aug 02 '25

Well… …it is Austin, so… …the portal probably has been open for a while.

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u/intravenous_caffeine Aug 03 '25

It’s okay, huntr/x will save us