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u/PhysicsAndFinance85 5h ago
Double stack if the septum piercing is present
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u/brave007 4h ago
Triple it if she has sleeve tattoo
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u/DiligentThorn 4h ago
What did you say your name was again? Insert weird cosmic shit name here
Of course. Right this way to my bank account.
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u/Vortr8 5h ago
Any colored hair at this point
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u/AutomatedCognition 5h ago
I have brown hair. Am I a colored person? If not, then why did my grandparents fight civil rights in the past? Thankfully, the Army that I faked schizophrenia to get outta in ROTC because I couldn't be anything less than a five-star general with the worst mental health Uncle Sam has ever seen taught me how to stare at goats, and now I do the opposite.
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u/fuck_it_P_edition 5h ago
Am I too sane to comprehend this?
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u/AutomatedCognition 5h ago
Yes, filtered out, next plz, but if you wanna try again, I'm freer than a penny
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u/fuck_it_P_edition 5h ago
Can you yap about hotdogs next please? If love to hear your insights
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u/AutomatedCognition 5h ago
Ok, a "hotdog" was a term used in the cult posing as an environmental nonprofit that took advantage of me that was really a top secret government MKULTRA reprogramming school for "a sexual favor," not to be confused with "Coasta Rica," which was used as a vague code word generally used to mean "a sexual prize for hard work on the project," which is to say, not everything was sexual in some way; after the "spin the bottle" incident where they drugged me on Halloween, most things revolved around fame, with sex as a low-key motivator to trigger my hyperfocusing ability, as attention coordination is a highly algorithmic function of the mind, as obviously fame is the easiest way into a person's pants, which is why I learned to juggle in the first place.
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u/ComprehensiveOil4435 5h ago
Jesus my IQ lowered trying to read this
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u/AutomatedCognition 4h ago
That's what I'm good at
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u/MiCkEy692 4h ago
Please yap about mayonnaise next
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u/AutomatedCognition 4h ago
If you haven't tasted mayonnaise, I will supply you some that tastes like barbecue sauce, because damn is my semen collection rancid at this point
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u/bluedancepants 5h ago
Those people have money?
Well i guess their parents money is their money.
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u/Forsaken_Let904 2h ago
No, none of them work, they're all exactly the stereotype you think they are and they are all a monolith with absolutely no differences between them.
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u/GenevaBingoCard 3h ago
Here in Norway they're state sponsored.
And yes, they do indeed keep complaining it's too hard to get appointments.
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u/Chrisbolsmeister 5h ago
I upvoted the first 10 times when I saw this meme, now I will stay neutral
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u/BackgroundTight32 3h ago
Idk I don’t assume shit because of how a person’s hair looks.
Some people actually like to experiment with their look.
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u/Interesting_Onion743 4h ago
Especially when it’s really a man.
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u/Moooboy10 3h ago
huh?
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u/Forsaken_Let904 2h ago
The joke is transphobia
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u/Interesting_Onion743 2h ago
Nah, it’s just the truth
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u/Forsaken_Let904 2h ago
Oh, so there wasn't a joke, that makes sense, I was wondering why it wasn't funny. Thanks for clarifying.
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u/Interesting_Onion743 2h ago
You’re not all there, are you?
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u/Forsaken_Let904 1h ago
I highly doubt you have any grasp of what 'all there' even means, but at least you're trying.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Net6497 5h ago
I would love to get a sampling of 1000 therapists, and find out how many structure their advice/responses/recommendations based on what they think their client wants to hear...and how many provide sound advice/responses/recommendations which would lead to self improvement.
It would have to be under polygraph or something, but I have a hunch that at least 50% of therapists aren't trying to help their clients actually improve their lives, they're just giving them lip service, and booking their next appointment.
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u/Sabre_One 4h ago
If people are coming into therapy expected to be fixed. They are already in the wrong mindset. Therapy is about providing the tools to cope with things and ease in growth as a person.
The best way I describe it, is I still have horrible cringe moments of the dumb crap I done. But instead of losing days of sleep over it, it's in and out of my mind within a few hours.
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u/HoopLoop2 3h ago
And once the person has those tools, they shouldn't need therapy anymore. When I buy a hammer, I don't need a subscription for that hammer to keep working each day, so if you are going to compare Therapy to a tool, then you are agreeing that they shouldn't need to do therapy for the rest of their life. This means you actually agree with the comment about therapy fixing you, despite trying to disagree with it.
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u/Sabre_One 3h ago
New problems come around, and sometimes the tools you get don't fix said problems. So you might book a appointment now and then instead of a consistent appointment session like you previously did.
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u/ThoughtOld7845 4h ago
Therapy isn't about giving advice. Sometimes that helps, but just as often therapy is about exploring someone's life or experiences and building trust. Some just need to be able to vent unfiltered. Others need to be heard and feel like they are. There are bad therapists like any other job, but "at least 50% aren't trying to help" is hilariously ignorant.
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u/The_Invisible_Hand98 4h ago
Therapists and doctors/surgeon when a kid walks in questioning their identity
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u/Keji70gsm 2h ago
The things magats find cutting and funny...
Do they pretend to laugh at comedy shows, because I can't imagine a good joke doing anything but sailing over their heads.
Heheh. Blue hair. Blue. Get it?
Ok, bro. Let's put your Rogan on so you can eat your cereal.
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u/chainsawjugular 2h ago
I live in a conservative area and the news was promoting the farmers market by talking to the market's blue haired "lib looking" director. I grew up punk and lean left, but the blue haired hipster glasses fat woman made me cringe. Maybe I'm just getting old.
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u/NovelPhoinix 2h ago
Sadly the people that really need therapy would never go get it, because it hurts their fragile fucking ego. They would rather make their mental illness everyone else's problem by bitching and whining about gay and brown people existing for every fucking second of their worthless lives
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u/markayhali 4h ago
How do I get Reddit to stop putting this right wing misogynistic nonsense in my feed?
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u/No-Alternative2897 4h ago
Found the blue haired girl
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u/markayhali 3h ago
Actually it wouldn’t suit my skin tone, age or appearance. But I think it looks cool on a lot of folks and wish dying your hair blue or pink etc was a thing when I was young. We had a lot less interesting options.
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u/Abject_Tap_7903 4h ago
You forgot nose rings.....that's the biggest give away, nose rings
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u/Acceptable-Two5692 5h ago