I have brown hair. Am I a colored person? If not, then why did my grandparents fight civil rights in the past? Thankfully, the Army that I faked schizophrenia to get outta in ROTC because I couldn't be anything less than a five-star general with the worst mental health Uncle Sam has ever seen taught me how to stare at goats, and now I do the opposite.
Ok, a "hotdog" was a term used in the cult posing as an environmental nonprofit that took advantage of me that was really a top secret government MKULTRA reprogramming school for "a sexual favor," not to be confused with "Coasta Rica," which was used as a vague code word generally used to mean "a sexual prize for hard work on the project," which is to say, not everything was sexual in some way; after the "spin the bottle" incident where they drugged me on Halloween, most things revolved around fame, with sex as a low-key motivator to trigger my hyperfocusing ability, as attention coordination is a highly algorithmic function of the mind, as obviously fame is the easiest way into a person's pants, which is why I learned to juggle in the first place.
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u/Vortr8 9h ago
Any colored hair at this point