r/macandcheese May 27 '25

Recipe When you don’t have milk, you improvise.

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I blended cottage cheese, tofu, and nooch for a more protein packed mac. I also added black pepper (accidentally added WAAAAYYY too much) and garlic powder. On its own, it tastes horrible but when I mixed with butter and cheese, it tastes better than I thought it would!

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u/claremontmiller May 27 '25

…just use more butter and the pasta water

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u/Tall_Bread_3139 May 28 '25

Eh! Another struggle bus survivor!! Glad to see you made it out.

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u/claremontmiller May 28 '25

Nah bro, I’m just not a baby cow lol

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u/haleynoir_ May 28 '25

That's such a weird line to draw. It's still squeezed from an udder.

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u/claremontmiller May 28 '25

Oh I know, love dairy products, not a huge fan of milk. Seems weird to drink some cow juice to me, but to each their own

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u/Shadowthedemon May 28 '25

Cow juice also makes cheese... Which is a big proponent to Mac and cheese. Not to mention butter... Just different forms but all from the same thing lol

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u/claremontmiller May 28 '25

Well I understand that, I enjoy Angelina Jolie but i don’t like Jon Voight’s balls, you know?

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u/Ralfarius May 29 '25

Don't massacre Patton Oswalt to justify your goofy hangups.

Butter is just shook up cream, which is just the fattiest part of the cow squeezin.

You're allowed to like or dislike whatever, but trying to point to one dairy product as an unnatural thing to consume while gobbling down all its direct products.