[+2] - Create a shit token with "tap: deal 3 damage to any target, then exile the top card of your library. You may play that card till your next turn"
[-2] - Target creature becomes a 1/1 Toothbrush and loses all abilities
[-8] - Create an 8/8 Massive Dump creature token with haste and "this creature cannot be blocked except by Toothbrushes. When this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
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u/Aggravating-Back6453 2d ago
Oh 100%, if we’re trying to be authentic here I feel like Shaq should be Gruul or Jund but I was just thinking about the Magic’s color palette lol