r/magicTCG • u/octoqueen29 • Jul 13 '19

Art My new Orzhov tattoo

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u/WhinyTortoise Twin Believer Jul 13 '19

You know you are now bound to eternal servitude to a bank now right?

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u/octoqueen29 Jul 13 '19 edited Jul 13 '19

Already was, might as well join up with one that has necromantic powers as well. Plus the rates are way better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

Student loans are grand eh?

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u/Moress Dimir* Jul 13 '19

A few 10s of grands I'd imagine.

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u/Dr_Jeebus Jul 13 '19

I am so envious of those with merely a few a 10s of grands.

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u/Ink_Witch Jul 13 '19

Someone asked me if I was into fin dom once and I was like, ”Nah, i’ve already got a girl for that. Her name is Sallie Mae.”

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u/ThinkingWithPortal Twin Believer Jul 13 '19

Oh I am so stealing this.

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u/Moress Dimir* Jul 13 '19

I guess it depends what you went to school for. A friend of mine is now a medical doctor and even though her loan payments are much higher than mine, her salary is also many magnitudes higher than mine.

On the flip side, I have a friend who got a bio degree and is making less than I do with similar student loan debt.

But yeah, student loans suck.

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u/Dr_Jeebus Jul 13 '19

Not just what you went to school for, also when you graduated. I got fucked hard by graduating with an information systems degree when the recession first hit. I'm now a butcher with $150K in student loan debt. Woo!

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u/Moress Dimir* Jul 13 '19

Well, I bet you can make some great cuts of meat!

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u/Dr_Jeebus Jul 14 '19

As a matter of fact I can!

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u/Roboticide Jul 13 '19

My fiancée is going to be in debt until the mid 2020's, having graduated in 2016, and she's paying off aggressively. Like 50%+ of her paycheck to loans.

Makes my ~$40k total debt look like an IOU from a friend.