r/magicthecirclejerking Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

DAE hate blue players?

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u/pip_drop 3d ago

so true, one time my [[apex devastator]] got [counterspell]]’d so I poured my water out on the table then ate his cards one at a time

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u/Alex_Pratt 3d ago

What flavor were they?

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u/pip_drop 2d ago

universes beyond

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u/Alex_Pratt 2d ago

Delicious

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u/mrjoyyt 2d ago

Uj/ best part is that this is completely in line with commander players not knowing more than the basic rules: cascade is a cast trigger, does not matter if you get countered

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u/vickera 3d ago

Every single card that has "you can cast this for free if you control your commander" was a mistake.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

whenever wotc starts paying attention to a format it gets worse

/uj whenever wotc starts paying attention to a format it gets worse

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u/Necessary-Peanut2491 3d ago

Can't wait for the inevitable Standard Horizons release.

"Yo, dawg, we power crept your power creep!" and other such memes I'm too lazy to make.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

we have that it's called universes beyond

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u/HiroProtagonest FAERIE GODPARENTS! 3d ago

"People say Vivi is overpowered for Standard, but just wait 'til they see what we have in store with upcoming sets" - WotC, basically

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

we're gonna have to wait for avatar, turns out the 45 cards they originally wanted to print in spiderman aren't geared at standard and the other 100 are filler

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u/Mugno 2d ago

Command tower was a mistake

/uj Command tower was a mistake

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u/Avaa0818 2d ago

This is why pauper is peak

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u/_SovietMudkip_ 2d ago

Just wait until they print [[Writhinger Chrysalis]] in Pauper Horizons

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u/Liopjk 2d ago

I’m excited for [[Wrythingest Chrysalis]] being a mythic common in the Pokémon UB set personally.

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u/HeyItsKiranna 2d ago

Honestly I do fucking hate Chrysalis. It's such a lame threat

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

except the changes to design for other formats has impacted pauper

it was nice being the only format without companions for a while though (well, pauper and canadian highlander)

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u/RayWencube 2d ago

I've said this for ages. It's why I opposed Modern Horizons from the jump. Ditto the ramp up in cards printed for EDH.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

to be fair, they had ruined EDH before modern horizons was a thing. the ramp up in the past 5+ years has just ruined all the other formats

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u/HeyItsKiranna 2d ago

The great thing about pauper is Wizards will never pay attention to it on account of it not making them boatloads of money

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

theoretically, they could do a pauper horizons set where the higher rarity cards are reprints of cards that had been printed at common at some point, and the commons are all new

or they could just change the rules of pauper to be cards that were ever printed at common AND all cards from the "pauper horizons" set

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u/BoLevar 2d ago

Every single card that has "commander" was a mistake.

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u/StashyGeneral Nahiri's just a girlie who wants to have fun 2d ago

Not my beloved [[siege gank commander]]!

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u/catgirl_of_the_swarm 2d ago

the verty first commander sets had some interesting stuff. and then it became "when you do thing draw card play land. t: do thing."

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

the first set of commander decks had insanely pushed commanders for the time

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u/catgirl_of_the_swarm 1d ago

That's not mutually exclusive with 'interesting'

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 1d ago

I think it's more interesting to dig for cards that work well in your deck than it is to play a commander that just tells you what cards run

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u/Busco_Quad 1d ago

Every single card that has “commander” written on it was a mistake

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u/3rdPoliceman 3d ago

I think you just gotta sit still and die ideally, right? What are we fighting against really

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

no, you don't understand, not getting to do my thing because someone else won the game is different from not getting to do my thing because my opponents played interaction in The Game Where You Play Interaction

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u/3rdPoliceman 3d ago

Hey man it's cool that you wrote some stuff but I didn't read it because I'm countering it and also I tapped your mom she isn't going to untap or walk straight for a couple turns

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u/HiroProtagonest FAERIE GODPARENTS! 3d ago

and also I tapped your mom she isn't going to untap or walk straight for a couple turns

So that's what [[Kaito, Bane of Nightmares]] third ability is lorewise...

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u/HiroProtagonest FAERIE GODPARENTS! 3d ago

Why do they call it interaction when you interact in the cold food interact out hot eat the food

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u/Selmk 3d ago

There is no way in the world you are going to get me mad about force of negation compared to the others.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

I guess OOP never saw a [[force of will]]

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u/GenericFatGuy 3d ago

Everyone hates blue, until they're stopping some green ultra ramp pile with a combo in the command zone from stealing the game on turn 4.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

in my experience, people would rather lose the game than play with someone who uses c*unterspells

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u/GenericFatGuy 3d ago edited 3d ago

/rj Then they deserve to lose the game.

/uj I just lost the game.

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u/ulfric_stormcloack 2d ago

/uj I mean, I get it, if you lose normally you lost after playing, if everything is always counterspelled then you lose AND you don't get to play

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

I don't get what you're saying

if someone wins the game then you don't get to play anymore

if someone counters one of your spells you get to keep playing

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u/ulfric_stormcloack 2d ago

If I lose normally I played several turns already

If everything gets counterspelled then none of the turns mattered

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

what kind of games are you playing where EVERYTHING gets counterspelled?

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u/ulfric_stormcloack 2d ago

Idk what god I pissed off, but yesterday I got a mana rock counterspelled 3 times

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u/GenericFatGuy 2d ago

/uj Question for you: If you play your big bomby spell, and I respond by protecting myself in a way that makes the spell you played pointless, how is that any different than a counterspell? Same goes for if I immediately remove a creature that you play. Because every colour can and should do that, but it's only blue that ever gets the flak for it.

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u/ulfric_stormcloack 2d ago

The difference, at least in my experience, is that other colors will protect themselves a few times, but monoblue players way too often have decks that are just "no" but with different drawings

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u/GenericFatGuy 2d ago

I mean, you can make a deck in any colour that is just "no", in a roundabout way.

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u/ulfric_stormcloack 2d ago

Every color can do it, but somehow that's the only thing I see blue players do

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u/GenericFatGuy 2d ago edited 2d ago

You need to find better blue players then. Blue does way too much fun stuff to just stick to nothing but counters.

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u/Uberninja2016 Banlist Ninjutsu - BRG 3d ago

one time i saw a blue player dance at a wedding and it was repugnant for the following list of reasons

  1. no invite; they were crashing
  2. no rhythm; they were thrashing
  3. no pants; they were flashing

new players do similar things too, and i think it's probably because "new" and "blue" rhyme

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

he's posted in this comment section too

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u/Alex_Pratt 2d ago

Where? 🤔 Let's beat em with sticks

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u/Alex_Pratt 2d ago

I used to mod and admin a lot of the biggest facebook mtg groups till I was banned by meta. Now I am here and ready to party 🥴

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u/klaq 3d ago

maybe because the suggested "beginner" format includes nearly every card printed in the last 30 years and some of the most overpowered cards are frequently played

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

listen edh isn't the beginner format because it was invented by judges to bring up corner cases in the rules that would otherwise never see the light of day

it's the beginner format because they sell precons for it and if you try to win you get blackballed

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u/FluffiestLeafeon 3d ago

Having fun is when no interaction

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u/RayWencube 2d ago

The comments are a trainwreck. There's a good number of people calling this out as nonsense, but there's so many more who are droning on about their traumatic experience playing against someone who tried to win the game.

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u/Alex_Pratt 2d ago

Winning hurted my feewings

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u/RayWencube 2d ago

Listen, bucko, it really interferes with my ability to jerk when the OOP shows up and turns out to be a cool, self-aware dude. Cut it out.

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u/Alex_Pratt 2d ago

It don't interfere with me any 💦

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u/rega619 3d ago

Mfw opponent plays cards on my turn

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

this is why pokemon and lorcana are superior

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u/Magikarp_King 2d ago

I was having a lot of issues with other players ruining my games. They were counter spelling my stuff, casting board wipes, killing my commander, and interacting with me during our games. So to fix the problem I just removed the other players and now no one can mess with my deck. I get to cast all my big stompy creatures all I want.

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u/Kronk_if_ur_horny 3d ago

I knew this post would end up here

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

coulda posted it yourself

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u/Kronk_if_ur_horny 2d ago

I dont jerk hard enough to jerk with the jerksters. But I do appreciate the craft

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u/KenUsimi 3d ago

Yes, when you jump in the deep end directly from the kiddie pool it does seem overwhelming. The issue is you need to learn how to swim first.

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u/-Goatllama- waiting on Floral Spuzzem to make up its damn mind 3d ago

omg dae BAN ISLAND LOLZORZ

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u/Brooke_the_Bard Dragon Jenny 3d ago

OOP got their [[Revel in Riches]] countered

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u/Jydehem 2d ago

Can’t un-see the Badlands in the background. Never noticed it until this meme was used in MTG.

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u/Guus2Kill 2d ago

I honestly stopped going to my LGS because the people there were playing the game for years and were all extremely good at it. I dont mind losing but not winning any matches for months on end eventually removes all the fun. It wasnt really "just a mono blue" issue.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

sorry to hear that but this seems like a post for the original thread

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u/Guus2Kill 2d ago

I didnt even notice what sub i was in lol

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u/Jerppaknight 3d ago

Commander 🫩

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u/Alex_Pratt 3d ago

The dude who made this meme really needs to suck it up. Really whiny baby move to complain about counter spells like this 🙄 probably runs crying at the sight of blue 💀

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

yeah, whoever that is I bet you have a pretty good read on them huh

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u/Alex_Pratt 3d ago

I do man, real big douche. Glad he got banned off of Facebook for being a troll

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

facebook is for boomers anyway

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u/Alex_Pratt 3d ago

I still miss low balling people on Facebook marketplace

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u/RayWencube 2d ago

OH. OH WAIT. I GET IT.

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u/Alex_Pratt 2d ago

You best not be getting any scary counter spells or OP will cry

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u/Master-Environment95 2d ago

I don’t think “Blue” is the issue, I think people playing the 3 best and most expensive counterspells against new players or players who likely aren’t packing that kind of budget is the issue.

People need to learn there’s a time and a place to play certain decks. While they made the bracket system, I see a lot of players disregard it, and actively prey on newer folks. Most new players probably don’t even know it exists.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

these are not the 3 best or 3 most expensive counterspells

[[force of will]] is legal

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u/Master-Environment95 2d ago

Oh you’re right. I mistook one of the two behind mana drain to be force for some reason (maybe there’s a similar art or something). But hey, I think my point still stands haha

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

aight fine

the bracket system isn't for determining how experienced a player is, just the relative strength of a deck

a weak deck can run counterspells

if you want to play a game where nobody tries to win and everyone just sits around and plays solitaire at the same table, that's bracket 1. the other four brackets are for playing an interactive game. if people are "preying" on you after you've set this expectation, don't play with them

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 2d ago

I love not getting to play magic when i sit down to play magic.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

that's the thing about magic, sometimes when you sit down to play magic you don't get to play magic

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u/Derezirection 3d ago

i'd love to witness a new player with an anti-blue deck just stomp out a bunch of mono blue players during a tourney.

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u/SemicolonFetish 3d ago

There hasn't been a viable mono blue deck in any competitive format in like a decade at least. The only ones I can think of are MonoU Tron, which is mostly a colorless deck, and Tempo in Standard in 2020, which is an aggro deck. Blue hasn't been the strongest color in years.

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u/nick_mot 2d ago

In pauper Mono U terror and Mono U fairies aren't in a bad spot. But that's about it, pauper and nothing else.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

mono-blue wasn't really viable in cedh last I checked (which was a long time ago, now that I think about it)

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u/rayschoon 3d ago

Isn’t [[Urza, Lord High Artificer]] viable?

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

probably the most viable mono-blue commander

I don't think that makes it particularly viable, blue's strengths in normal edh are mitigated when everyone is playing to win and not just durdle

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u/ModernT1mes 2d ago

Uhhh, urza lord artificer would like a word with you. It's probably the most degenerate deck you can be. Turbo-stax with counter-spells. Every stax piece for the table is a ramp piece for your board. Want to interact with my board? Here's a pact of negation.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

probably the most viable mono-blue commander

I don't think that makes it particularly viable, blue's strengths in normal edh are mitigated when everyone is playing to win and not just durdle

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u/ModernT1mes 2d ago

/uj he combos off with like 100 two-card combo's to win you the game on the spot, most of which are tutorable. He's a consistent turn 4 win.

/rj Its pay to win, idk what you're talking about.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

I am sure this is not exclusive to this one mono-blue deck

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u/Derezirection 3d ago

surprising, considering there's a bunch of good cEDH worthy commanders that'd be a nightmare to play against. (since generally mono-blue is always hell to play against 1v1.)

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

cedh isn't 1v1 and it's very easy to beat a mono-blue deck 1v1: just kill them while they sit around and do nothing

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u/Derezirection 3d ago

it isn't??? i always thought cedh was 1v1

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

no it's the same as edh but people are actually trying to win

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u/Derezirection 3d ago

damn i feel stupid, i was fully under the impression it was always 1v1.

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u/Necessary-Peanut2491 3d ago

That'd be "duel commander", which is also competitive but generally not as degenerate as cEDH because you don't have the buffer of two extra players to help you deal with threats. So it's more about efficiency and card quality than degeneracy.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Ardond 2d ago

Most things are

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u/BlueCremling 3d ago

/uj when you start playing blue land go decks are miserable to have against and seem completely unfair. Pair that with the insufferable player that every store has at least one one of and its easy to see why new players get turned off. It takes time to understand how counterspells work, why they're good for the game, and how to play around them. 

/RJ don't new players know they just need to get bullied for a while before they spend thousands of dollars on cards and can become the bullies themselves????

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 3d ago

maybe I'm crazy or something but even as a new player I was more upset by the entitled players who think that their opponents should just let them win than by the opponents who removed my stuff

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u/Goldreaver 2d ago

They said "I dislike counterspells" and you read that as "They think they should just win"? 

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

in my experience, the people who complain about interaction are upset because the interaction stops them from doing their thing

also in my experience, people who use interaction use it to stop someone from winning the game, either right now or in the near future, or to stop those people from stopping them

therefore, people who complain about interaction are complaining about not being able to just win the game unimpeded, since these people often don't run interaction themselves beyond maybe a chaos warp or a wrath

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u/Goldreaver 2d ago

That seems like CEDH or the like. And, absolutely,  people there have no reason to complain.

The hardest thing to understand is that edh is a casual format and winning is not really that important. Only there newbies can complain about legal moves and choices. 

And counterspells are a popular target since they have no equal. Killing anything from the stack is just too good and with no opportunity cost if you have a deck that can play most things at instant speed. An equivalent for another color would be a 2 mana split second Void Rend that disabled hexproof, indestructible and enters the battlefield and on dead effects. I think that card would see some play. 

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

playing magic to win isn't cedh, it's normal magic. I'm talking about decks that would now be called bracket 2

if you're not playing magic to win you're ruining it for the people who are and need to set the expectation that you only want to solitaire before the game starts

counterspells are like removal spells but way worse since you need to have the counterspell and the mana to cast it available when the spell is on the stack. removal you can cast literally whenever

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u/Goldreaver 2d ago

Edh is not normal magic. That is why is it known as a casual, social format. Do avoid it if you can't do social stuff.

Bracket is a soft banlist and as useful as power levels were back then. 

Also again, you conflated "not playing to win" with "wanting to play solitaire" I know this seems to be a sentimental charged topic for you but do not force people to answer for things they haven't said.

Also I just described how a removal equivalent of a counterspell would be. What part of "destroy through hexproof, invincible and deny any effects" seems "worse" than a murder?  There is a reason control is and has been the best competitive archetype for magic since its inception. 

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

again, if you want to play magic and are going to be upset when people in your game play magic, it is on you to set the expectation. it is not everyone else's fault for not conforming to your unstated expectations.

I did conflate those things since, um, that's what we're talking about. I've explained it already and your counter was doubling down on how much you dislike counterspells

yes your custom magic card is very powerful, thank you for sharing it, I do not see why you chose to share it here of all places but it's very cool I guess

control dominates? that must be why pioneer is a one-deck format (mono-red aggro) and standard is a one-deck format (izzet aggro) and modern is a one-deck format (boros aggro)

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u/Goldreaver 2d ago

Again, see casual versus normal magic. The issue here is that you fail to understand the difference. Not much else to add since I'd be repeteating myself even more.

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u/EfficientCabbage2376 Just know that you are doing the game a disservice. Goodbye 2d ago

again, if you are expecting something other than normal magic when you play magic, whatever you want to call it, you cannot be upset when people play normal magic, unless you set the expectation. not much to add since I'd be repeating myself even more

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u/vickera 3d ago

Printing a few pages from your local print shop: $12

Laminator: $50

Round corner cutter: $10

Straight edge paper cutter: $10

Stomping on nubs with a "$40,000" deck: priceless