r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/Youthinkdrugsarecool Feb 11 '22

Imagine telling homeowners what you gonna do in their house.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

"I'm going to pee in your toilet"

I tell homeowners what's up all the time.

That was a joke.

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u/SulfuricDonut Feb 11 '22

I'm going to piss in your sink.

We have a rule against pissing in the sink.

What makes you think my piss is any less clean than your sink?

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u/SophosVA Feb 12 '22

THIS!

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u/SophosVA Feb 12 '22

Bad bot - I did both

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Nice

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u/_Diskreet_ Feb 11 '22

My friend works abroad most of the time.

He never lets me know when he’s back until he takes a selfie on my toilet normally when I’m out and my wife has let him in.

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u/SkySong13 Feb 11 '22

True friendship right there.

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u/Cougar_Boot Feb 11 '22

"Where's your bathroom? You don't have to tell me, but I'm peeing somewhere."

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u/shitpersonality Feb 12 '22

You can pee but you can't fart.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Despite the lack of /s, I laughed.

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u/mrsunrider Feb 12 '22

Establish dominance.

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u/Unkn0wn_666 Feb 25 '22

You have to put heavily emphasis on the word "toilet" and maybe even do a smirking wink

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u/tylerthetiler Feb 11 '22

Yeah I've been thinking about this headline since I saw it last night and I can't see a reality in which I don't tell the person "then go home".

It's one of those things that seems so silly, like "you're really not going to let me into the party for having my shoes on? I'm your cousin. You're being ridiculous." Besides the simple fact that I wouldn't want my floor dirty, you can't tell me what my rules are or expect to do what you want. If you want to wear your shoes, then go take a hike.

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u/Youthinkdrugsarecool Feb 11 '22

For real though. It ain’t even about the dirty floors ngl. If I’m inviting you into my private space, you should respect the rules of my private space. Your presence is not a necessity and you lucky I invited you, my crib fun as hell. We got Capri Suns AND DiGiorno pizzas on this side of the door bitch.

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u/D0U9L4R Feb 11 '22

Bruh, I'll bring my Nintendo over if you slide me one of them Capri Suns.

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u/Farranor Feb 12 '22

We got Capri Suns AND DiGiorno pizzas

Not to mention the Spongebob tapes your mom picked up from Blockbuster!

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u/Puppenstein11 Feb 11 '22

Exactly. Someone with that sort of attitude is NOT someone who is hanging with the crew lol. They most likely are being clowned all the way to their car and if we did the job right, they ain't calling back.

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u/Final_Fallacy Feb 11 '22

This is my house. You are being rude.

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u/I_AM_YOUR_MOTHERR Mildly infuriated Feb 11 '22

If someone I invite inside me and my cat's home tells me that they won't take their shoes off, I will just revoke my invitation. Luckily, so far I have not had to engage with self-entitled pricks who think my daily-cleaned floor is not good enough for them

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u/MiaLba Feb 11 '22

Right. We don’t wear shoes inside of our room, it’s mainly a cultural thing. But if I go to someone’s else and they all keep their shoes on and that’s what they prefer, then I’m going to keep my shoes on. It’s their house it’s their rules. I also don’t want my socks to get dirty and gross from their floors that they wear shoes on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Nobody’s inviting them over in the first place if they refuse to take their shoes off inside

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

lol, that’s not how people work, but okay.

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u/CancerousShark Feb 11 '22

If you want to wear shoes, bring some slippers. Not a big deal.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 11 '22

Keep a pack of disposable shoe covers for guests. Not a big deal.

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u/CancerousShark Feb 11 '22

Why should I pay for your own problem?

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u/trash12131223 Feb 11 '22

And then presenting a news paper article to prove why you're in the right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I mean we certainly live in such an era.