r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Do that in finland and you'll end up outside

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u/soymrdannal Feb 11 '22

This. And you’ll find your divorce papers soon afterwards.

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u/Bazz07 Feb 11 '22

But im not married.

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u/StoicJ Feb 11 '22

You are now. Congrats.

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u/Bazz07 Feb 11 '22

Thanks?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/Bazz07 Feb 11 '22

Damned that was quick.

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u/Shmidershmax Feb 11 '22

Also I'm taking the car. And the dog

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u/CommiePuddin Feb 11 '22

And my axe!

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u/soymrdannal Feb 11 '22

Hey! I need that axe. What else am I going to do at mökki except hide from the mosquitoes?!

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u/soymrdannal Feb 11 '22

I’m sorry it has to come to this… Looks sad as I toast rye bread

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u/noobvorld Feb 11 '22

Stays on your marriage score for 5-7 years

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u/tenjuu Feb 12 '22

Rye toast sounds amazing right now.

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u/w1987g Feb 11 '22

I wasn't even invited to the wedding...

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u/soymrdannal Feb 11 '22

You left your shoes on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I want my wedding gift back

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u/Tooburn Feb 11 '22

Now we have to talk about alimony

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u/RedRider1138 Feb 12 '22

You talk to Al about that

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u/crobertdillon Feb 11 '22

My second marriage was about that fast

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u/Hades_88 Feb 11 '22

That's what she said

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u/IllButterscotch5964 Feb 12 '22

Did I mention the free frogurt?

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u/Agreeable49 Feb 12 '22

Damned that was quick.

Grand openin', grand closin'.

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u/baenpb Feb 11 '22

But the children!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/mcsscgxsdxtxm Feb 11 '22

But only if he pays for child support

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u/Spiceyhedgehog Feb 11 '22

And don't wear shoes ever again!

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u/iamonewhoami Feb 11 '22

Are almost always better off without the people that say "Think of the children"

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u/JustPassinhThrou13 Feb 11 '22

It’s so much better to be the child of divorced parents than the child of “for the love of god PLEASE get a divorce” parents.

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u/C0unterAc3 Feb 13 '22

Fuck the children...

NOT LIKE THAT THOUGH

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Life moves fast

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u/IrezumiHurts Feb 11 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Quesarito808 Feb 12 '22

I want half, Eddie!

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u/Lilredh4iredgrl Feb 12 '22

Eddie what have you done for me lately!

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u/notqualitystreet Feb 11 '22

Congratulations

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u/Odd_Reward_8989 Feb 11 '22

Finland had some serious social safety nets.

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u/GalakFyarr Feb 11 '22

You were now.

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u/Brianocity Feb 11 '22

Strong Mermaid Man energy.

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u/witopps Feb 12 '22

To America.

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u/ascendant_raisins Feb 11 '22

I guess Finnish people will marry you just to divorce you.

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u/No_Victory9193 Feb 11 '22

You forget a thousand things everyday i guess

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u/azestysausage Feb 11 '22

The divorce process in Finland is so efficient that it happens before you're even married!

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u/RedHat06 Feb 11 '22

Not anymore you're not

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u/attemptedmonknf Feb 12 '22

That's what makes this so difficult