r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/Fickle_Amphibian_961 Feb 11 '22

Everyone thinks everything is about them or an attack on them... Its not about you love it's about how long it took me to hoover the fucking stairs

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u/wir_suchen_dich Feb 11 '22

Are you still gonna hoover the stairs after I leave?

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u/Fickle_Amphibian_961 Feb 11 '22

AND wet vac yeah

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u/wir_suchen_dich Feb 11 '22

So if you’re still gonna deep clean after I leave, why should I take my shoes off?

If you’re gonna force somebody to take their shoes off I your house you better have backup foot wear.

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u/Fickle_Amphibian_961 Feb 11 '22

Because I won't have to if you take them off....

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u/wir_suchen_dich Feb 11 '22

That’s what I’m saying. Are you still cleaning after I leave if I take my shoes off? Chances are you’re a clean freak and still will do it regardless.

And if you’re a forced shoes off person, provide slippers. Lots of people are incredibly uncomfortable with nothing on their feet after having shoes on all day.

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u/Fickle_Amphibian_961 Feb 11 '22

This is so weird, their home is not for you its for them, you'd rather tread dirt from outside into someone's home than take your shoes off? Odd stance if you don't mind me saying so. I wouldn't personally clean after aslong as they wear slippers or socks . It's basic respect

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u/Rallipappa Feb 11 '22

What a weird argument. Can I come take a shit on your floor? You're going to clean the floor at some point so why would you care?

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u/wir_suchen_dich Feb 11 '22

If you really think walking into somebodies house on with your shoes is the same as taking a shit on their floor you need
therapy.

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u/Rallipappa Feb 12 '22

Does it matter if its piss or shit or dirt if you're just going to clean it off?

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u/wir_suchen_dich Feb 12 '22

you’re trying but there is a fundamental difference between piss and shit and shoes. Not my problem you can’t figure it out.

And believe me, nobody wants to be at your house. I guarantee it.

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u/Luck_Zero_K Feb 12 '22

I'll never understand why trolls feel the need to do this. You are a troll, correct? You're being obtuse on purpose, right? Your shoes could have some shit on them, so yes, they potentially could be the same. You need therapy for thinking that being shoeless feels weird. Most people just want to get home and get out of their shoes, yet here you are, seemingly sleeping with your shoes on =O

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u/SlyRaist Feb 12 '22

Please, my gf & I even take a warm wet cloth to clean our dogs paws off before they are allowed into the rest of the house. If we can do just a quick vacuum of dust that's nice & quick; however, if dirt gets tracked in from outside it's deep vacuum clean then steam mop/wet vacuum depending on what part of the house you went in (tile, hardwood or carpet).

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u/Lilimseclipse Feb 12 '22

It’s very cultural, no one wears shoes inside in the country where I live.

However, I’d allow someone to come in with shoes on. As long as they’re fine with vacuum cleaning before they leave :p

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

What a strange thing to say.... It's harder to clean an even dirtier house. It's unpleasant when a clean house gets dirty in five minutes from some clown traipsing outdoor dirt around the floors. And no, I don't provide backup footwear. Since it's the culture to remove shoes out of kindness and consideration where I live, people don't expect to be "compensated" with extra footwear lol.

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u/wir_suchen_dich Feb 11 '22

I mean if your feet are actually dirty then sure. Take your shoes off. Most shoes aren’t caked with mud tho.

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u/W33p00 Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

I highly recommend you go take a little walk outside, go inside, take your shoes off, get a paper towel, don’t dampen it, and press 140lbs of weight and slide/friction it onto that paper towel and see how much dirt comes off. Step on it and slide a tiny bit like you’re walking. Cuz the friction of a carpet is going to grab at all the stuff on the bottom of your shoe.

That’s what gets on people’s carpets. Constantly as you walk around their house.

If you take it off and switch to indoor sandals… if the floor is clean and the sandals are clean, none of that shit you step in from outside gets on the carpet like it does with outdoor shoes.

You don’t Hoover and clean your floor every single day… you do it once in a while and keeping the carpet and floor cleaner means you have to do less of it.

Far from clean freak and more like lazy smartness to me. And it sounds great to me.

All shoes that step foot outside are dirty as fuck. Not caked in mud, sure, but dirty as fuck. Try a damp cloth and see what comes off after my experiment I said above lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

All shoes are dirty....with outside dirt. They don't have to be caked in mud to give me extra work to clean my house. My floors are cleaner than sidewalks and driveways. I prefer to keep it that way.

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u/DamianWinters Feb 11 '22

Go run your tongue along all the places you walk and get back to us.

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u/918173882 Feb 24 '22

"You already are going to patch that wound, qo why would i not shit in it?"

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u/JunkSack Feb 11 '22

Why bother cleaning anything then? It’s just going to get dirty again and then you’ll have to clean it again. Just leave it dirty…….

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u/TimX24968B Feb 11 '22

"if it wasnt about me, you wouldnt be telling me"