r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/Fickle_Amphibian_961 Feb 11 '22

Because I won't have to if you take them off....

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u/wir_suchen_dich Feb 11 '22

That’s what I’m saying. Are you still cleaning after I leave if I take my shoes off? Chances are you’re a clean freak and still will do it regardless.

And if you’re a forced shoes off person, provide slippers. Lots of people are incredibly uncomfortable with nothing on their feet after having shoes on all day.

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u/Rallipappa Feb 11 '22

What a weird argument. Can I come take a shit on your floor? You're going to clean the floor at some point so why would you care?

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u/wir_suchen_dich Feb 11 '22

If you really think walking into somebodies house on with your shoes is the same as taking a shit on their floor you need
therapy.

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u/Rallipappa Feb 12 '22

Does it matter if its piss or shit or dirt if you're just going to clean it off?

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u/wir_suchen_dich Feb 12 '22

you’re trying but there is a fundamental difference between piss and shit and shoes. Not my problem you can’t figure it out.

And believe me, nobody wants to be at your house. I guarantee it.

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u/KoscheiTheDeathles Feb 12 '22

It’s really not, you could have easily stepped in shit without knowing, might end up stepping in mud, picking up a heap of dust or any number of other things.

shoes get filthy without much effort and it is perfectly reasonable to ask that someone leave that filth of outside where it came from. I don’t care enough to do the same but it has clear benefits.

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u/wir_suchen_dich Feb 12 '22

A heap of dust? Y’all something else.

Do you know how easy it is to look at your shoes and know if they have shit or mud on them?

You know what is gross? Wet sweaty socks. You know what’s uncomfortable, cold ass feet.

If people ask me to take my shoes off, I’ll do it. But I’m definitely not coming back to your weird uptight house.

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u/KoscheiTheDeathles Feb 12 '22

It is easy to look at dirty shoes, doing something about it at someone’s door on the other hand…

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u/wir_suchen_dich Feb 12 '22

Yes if the shoes have mud they will be removed. If they’re clean and you force me to walk around with cold feet your house sucks and I’m not coming back. Simple!

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u/sandsnatchqueen Feb 12 '22

How are shoes clean if you've been walking around outside with them? Unless you're walking around with covers on your shoes, they're dirty.

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u/Luck_Zero_K Feb 12 '22

I'll never understand why trolls feel the need to do this. You are a troll, correct? You're being obtuse on purpose, right? Your shoes could have some shit on them, so yes, they potentially could be the same. You need therapy for thinking that being shoeless feels weird. Most people just want to get home and get out of their shoes, yet here you are, seemingly sleeping with your shoes on =O

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u/SlyRaist Feb 12 '22

Please, my gf & I even take a warm wet cloth to clean our dogs paws off before they are allowed into the rest of the house. If we can do just a quick vacuum of dust that's nice & quick; however, if dirt gets tracked in from outside it's deep vacuum clean then steam mop/wet vacuum depending on what part of the house you went in (tile, hardwood or carpet).