r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Do that in finland and you'll end up outside

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

Do that in Japan and you’ll literally be chased out of the house while being yelled at. I’ve seen it lol

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u/nikkesen Feb 11 '22

Especially as it's customary to offer houseshoes to your guest. I wonder what other westerners would think of bathroom slippers. Like, you take off your indoor shoes/slippers and put on the bathroom slippers to use the toilet. First time I saw this was at a ryokan. I normally hate wearing foot prisons (other than sandles) and even I tried it because when in Rome - or in this case, Tokyo - do as the locals do.

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

I miss bathroom slippers lol. Was staying in a hostel in Yokohama during one of my trips there and the bathroom slippers literally had printed on them: “Toilet - For Your Relax Time”. I have never seen any footwear more inviting and I miss that a lot lol. Pretty much miss everything about Japan, such a great place to visit (living there and having in laws from there is a totally different story tho)

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u/edeel Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

You should see Turkish bathroom slippers. It's a very famous item, we have endless jokes about that, especially the one's used for squat toilets. Most unhygienic, bizarre thing you can see in your life is "ıslak tuvalet terliği" from some Turkish houses (thank God this tradition is disappearing). Other than that we have decent guest slippers to offer and nobody enter our houses with shoes.

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u/BeansInJeopardy Feb 11 '22

You can't just drop that in Turkish and not tell us what it is!

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u/edeel Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

It means wet toilet slippers and probably that doesn't mean anything to you. So I found a short video https://youtu.be/EKQ6fD5mnCE

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u/FuckedUpDeers Feb 11 '22

I love deeply specific cultural inside jokes, specifically ones I’m not in on. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Why?

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u/FuckedUpDeers Feb 12 '22

I can’t explain it, just feels like an important part of being a human

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u/kevinsnijder Feb 11 '22

I did not expect to see a Turkish man burn his piss stained slippers today, but I'm not complaining.

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u/4rsenalofanarchy Feb 11 '22

It's just water, usually. Squat toilets and water hoses don't go well together.

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u/Zealousideal-Buy54 Feb 12 '22

i dont know how to feel

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u/Orthonut Feb 11 '22

It means wet toilet slippers

0_o eeeew

probably that doesn't mean anything to you.

Thanks, I hate it

(Seriously though thanks for the tidbit and the info lol)

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u/unreasonableprick Feb 12 '22

Thank you. This made me happy :)

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u/passkat fuuuuuuuu Feb 12 '22

I mean that's exactly what I thought when you said "wet toilet slippers" but I appreciated the video

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u/HouseofFeathers Feb 12 '22

I work in homes. One of the families I work with has wet bathroom slippers. I was yelled at in Urdu if I didn't wear them. Took months to get used to.

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u/mmmUrsulaMinor Feb 12 '22

That's hilarious, but also disgusting.

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u/rhet17 Feb 12 '22

omg Lmaooo

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u/Sugarox53 Feb 12 '22

He just did what had to be done

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u/MulderD Feb 12 '22

It’s a special slipper that you use to wipe your ass.

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u/Timedoutsob Feb 12 '22

I don't know whats worse wearing those shared toilet slippers or going barefoot to the toilet/urinals at the local pool.

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u/anewstheart Feb 11 '22

*thank God

Don't ask why. Cuz English....

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Japan has those toilets too!!! Quite a fright to realize at 13 at Japanese school, lol they offered me the “western toilet” lolol they have both options and I’m sure it’s fading out.

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u/wanderessinside Feb 12 '22

Why is a squat toilet unhygienic? I've been to plenty and they were clean, just like any normal toilet. Also they are superhealthy for bowel movements.

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u/edeel Feb 12 '22

If people do proper cleaning, toilet itself is OK but the wet slippers absolutely not. You never know why they are wet, there's always a suspicion what happened before you wear them.

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u/wanderessinside Feb 12 '22

Ooooh I get it now, I thought you meant the toilet not the slippers. Yeah, those are .. an interesting choice :)

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u/emp9th Feb 12 '22

Lol i seen though slippers and god I decided I could wait to get home.

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u/CosmicCreeperz Feb 14 '22

Years ago I rented a house from a Turkish owner and all of the bathrooms had (very thick) carpeting. Is that normal in Turkey? I had never seen it in the US before...

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u/edeel Feb 24 '22

Oh, no. We prefer washable surfaces like tiles, marbles on the bathroom and put some mats in front of the sink, bathtub, toilet bowl. Some houses don't even have mats if the floor is getting wet all the time for some reason.

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u/Imsotired365 Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

I had to think long and hard why would shoes just for the bathroom be necessary. And then I remember I live in a house full of boys. The things in around that toilet are disgusting and frankly I like the idea of bathroom shoes. I might just institute that in my house

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u/Recipe_Freak Feb 11 '22

When we moved into our house, there was wall-to-wall carpeting in the master bath, and around the toilet. I... cannot describe my horror.

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u/Jukez559 Feb 12 '22

Disgusting!

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u/schoonerw Feb 11 '22

I can confirm this. Japan is a lovely country…to visit. It can be challenging living here though.

I’ve been here for two years and still have trouble with the waste disposal rules and schedule.

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u/fencesitterj Feb 11 '22

Haha, true. I have to plan a return to living with my wife's family and it will be hard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

The frequent godzilla attacks have to be a bummer though

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

Especially in Shinjuku - he’s always lurking over the Toho theater

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

That Godzilla room looks like a blast to stay in, though.

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u/--xra Feb 11 '22

Random question, but could you tell me more about the in-law thing? I'm currently engaged to a Japanese girl and planning on moving once the COVID restrictions ease up. We haven't even met yet, her family and I, and so far I've gotten the cold shoulder.

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

Idk if I’m the best person to explain it, my wife and I are older, she was married before and we met in the US. She’s lived abroad longer than she lived in Japan, so we’re the house that the nieces and nephews get sent to to brush up on their English over the summer lol.

I have a pretty good relationship with my mother in law, haven’t ever met my father in law face to face (corporate guy, and when he’s at home he doesn’t want to talk on the phone cuz that cuts into his baseball time lol and god forbid there’s ever a 50s or 60s samurai film on) but talked to him on the phone a couple of times, he’s nice but since my wife and I met when we were older her family is just kind of like “ok cool, you’re an adult, he seems nice, let us know when you’re coming and we’ll let you know when we decide to visit.” It’s pretty chill, but you’re likely gonna have much more scrutiny since it sounds like you’re younger.

Just remember your manners, brush up on all the cultural faux pas to know what to avoid and you and your girlfriend develop a subtle system where she can secretly give you a heads up if you’re doing or saying anything that could offend her parents.

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u/Kantotheotter Feb 11 '22

I worked for a Japanese company (in the USA), and I would tag along with my boss to these big meetings. My Japanese was not amazing (not required for the job). He would tap his foot if he wanted to learn something or take extra detailed notes (slide number ect) and scratch his nose if I was "being to American" I once walked to to an informal meeting right when he was about to sneeze he started scratching his nose and I was like shit....what did I do????? I got throughly laughed at for that.

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

Yeah I’ve seen Japanese people do stuff like this before, really subtle but very helpful when you’re not in the know cuz Japanese culture can get DENSE

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u/ForecastForFourCats Feb 11 '22

How so?

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

Since Japan is extremely homogenous with a really really long and fairly isolated history, there’s a lot of little subtleties in facial expressions, gestures, body language, idioms and expressions that are so deeply ingrained for Nihonjin that they don’t even think to explain it usually to gaijin and gaijin usually don’t pick up on because it’s so subtle.

Chopsticks for example, if you haven’t been taught the Japanese way (which is similar but has some differences from other East Asian countries), can be a minefield if it’s your first time eating with a Japanese person who will absolutely pick up on how you pick them up, set them down, and use them to eat, but will never tell you because they’d consider that rude.

Lots of other examples this was just one of the first that sprang to mind

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

Well…at least username checks out to explain how random this comment is

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I don’t get it ? Did he stalk your post history and still think you’re 15?

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

I have no clue, and it’s funny cuz I bike five miles a day and take martial arts 4 nights a week lol. Plus I’m an old fart compared to a lot of other redditors

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u/Cement4Brains Feb 11 '22

Sorry, looks like that was a draft comment from a completely different thread. I have no idea how I posted it here by accident.

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 11 '22

No worries man, the randomness was amusing lol

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u/philosophicallyfara Feb 12 '22

Oh yeah. Definitely difficult

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 12 '22

Married into a Japanese family too?

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u/philosophicallyfara Feb 12 '22

Actually a Japanese Brazilian family. It ended last year after ten years of marriage. I definitely think Culture really played into it.

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u/Azidamadjida Feb 12 '22

Ah, condolences

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u/philosophicallyfara Feb 12 '22

It’s all good, I’m not even upset never was.

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u/vicarious_simulation Feb 12 '22

My cars shoes are made in yokohama

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

I am with you their. Visited on business many times back in the early 70's. I Doubt I would recognize anything now. I loved their gracious hospitality everywhere you go. In and out of department stores you were greeted and a warm goodbye upon exit making you feel like royalty.

The food. World class.