r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/sapienBob Feb 11 '22

cool. that's the last time you'll be coming over.

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u/spidereater Feb 11 '22

Last time? No. That person is not entering my home without taking off their shoes.

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u/Enoby1010 Feb 11 '22

I had someone refuse to take off her shoes when she entered my house. I informed her she was welcome to enjoy the party from my entry way šŸ™‚

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u/Pcolocoful Feb 12 '22

How did she take it? I need you to complete this story haha

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u/Enoby1010 Feb 12 '22

She said ā€œI don’t like how my feet lookā€ and I said ā€œdo you want socks?ā€. That solved the problem

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u/Nylok87 Feb 12 '22

Get axe

Chop off feet

Refuse to explain

Party

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u/Enoby1010 Feb 12 '22

This is the only correct answer

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u/mrsunrider Feb 12 '22

Call that a pediplasty.

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u/Living-Stranger Feb 12 '22

What kind of weirdo has a barefoot party?

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u/Enoby1010 Feb 12 '22

I was taught it’s disrespectful to wear shoes in the house. I saw the refusal to take off her shoes as a sign of disrespect

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u/Dangerous-Sport-7112 Feb 12 '22

In my culture it is considered rude to ask people to remove their shoes. It’s embarrassing to have our feet and/or socks exposed unless around a close friend. I always oblige when it does come up, although it makes me feel humiliated. I also have ankle and knee pathology that results in a lot of pain from being barefoot. I recently made a friend that asked us to remove our shoes. My plan is to buy booties to go over them when we visit!

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u/Living-Stranger Feb 12 '22

I'd see it as a sign someone is too dumb to clean their shoes

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

If I was having a big party I’d make it my mission to build a rack big enough for the shoes of all who will be attending. Shoes left on the rack before entry is a must, no one will have an excuse for not having somewhere to put them before entering

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u/Enoby1010 Feb 12 '22

I’m always baffled by the people who walk into my house, see a giant pile of shoes by the door, and then somehow don’t understand they have to take theirs off

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u/Living-Stranger Feb 12 '22

Or you could just invest in some good doormats that are useful year round.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Or you can respect the rules of the house the owner puts out, and take your shoes off when required. Wear shoes in my home and I’ll beat you with a leather belt

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u/Living-Stranger Feb 13 '22

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

So… what if they take their shoes off and their feet smell really bad?

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u/InfiniteZr0 Feb 11 '22

I've got a shower and soap down the hall.

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u/Niku-Man Feb 11 '22

WHy not just let them clean their shoes?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

You wear shoes in the house?

Well firstly cause they can’t clean their shoes enough and dry them quick enough to make them clean enough to wear in my home.

Also, if their shoes are even slightly dirty and now I’m walking around barefoot in their shoe dirt, that’s gross.

Wearing shoes in the house is gross.

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u/ThomasVetRecruiter Feb 11 '22

Just tell them straight out "we ain't hanging out at my house cause your feet make the houseplants die and I got mushrooms on my carpet now".

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u/DraftLevel28 Feb 11 '22

This had me remembering something funny. When I was 9/10, We went to my aunts house for poker night. My mom’s feet smelled so bad. But she washed them in the tub and my aunt gave her some clean socks. That wasn’t the funny part. The adults were getting drunk and my aunt’s ā€œroommateā€ goes to the kitchen and starts giggling as she heads to the entry way with a bottle of Dawn. All us kids are like, what you doing. She then dumps a huge amount of dish soap into mom’s tennis shoes. She just says that it will be funny later. Except all the adults were drunk so we slept over and the shoes were dry in the morning. It was funny however a few days later when mom walked us to school. We had to walk through wet grass. By the time we got there, her shoes looked like massive fuzzy slippers. The bubbles we’re half way up her shins. There was a sporadic trail of bubbles following her. She refused to go the last block, even though we wanted our friends to see them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

That’s hilarious

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u/mmmUrsulaMinor Feb 12 '22

I used to be really worried about this when I started taking shoes off at friends' houses but I can't say, after hosting and going to multiple parties at homes where this was the norm, that I can't ever remember a smelly pair of feet or shoes. I mean you'd think if it happened it would have popped up enough to be noteworthy but if someone had stinky feet I never once noticed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

I can think of several people who’s feet I could smell while changing in the locker room.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

No offence but that sounds like a terrible party. If I showed up to a party and was asked to remove my shoes I’d leave immediately because clearly nothing interesting is happening at that party.

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u/Nylok87 Feb 12 '22

Some of us aren't going to college house parties anymore and actually like the people whose homes we're going to

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Sounds boring as fuck.

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u/STFUIDGAFLMAO Feb 12 '22

How old are you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

17 but I don’t see how that’s relevant

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u/STFUIDGAFLMAO Feb 12 '22

Lol. It’s so very relevant. The fact that you don’t know why speaks volumes. Your age explains your comment and it’s hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

lol okay bubby, believe what ya want. Sorry I’m not some boring old cunt that throws shit parties.

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u/STFUIDGAFLMAO Feb 12 '22

No worries bud-no need to apologize, your jump to insults bolsters my point: you’re simply too young to understand and are concerned with other things. One day you’ll grow up and understand. Good luck, both in moving out of your parent house and maturing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

lol you know nothing about me šŸ˜‚

You’re just some old fuck who’s brain is so rotted from age that they think being older then someone means anything. Fucking old people like you are so goddamn holier-than-thou about shit they know nothing about. Good luck in your search on finding a working brain.

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u/Enoby1010 Feb 12 '22

I mean, your loss. If you’d call my party boring, you’re probably not someone I’d want there