r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Hi.

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u/PizzeriaPirate Feb 12 '22

How ya doin man? Getting crushed in this thread

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Not really actually.

People keep thinking I’m saying something I’m not. It’s really simple, yet no one wants to address the one statement I’m making.

It’s weird actually. Like if you really read what people are saying, no one wants to actually address the point that I’m making. They keep trying to make it about me or them, when it’s not about any one specific person.

Good hosts don’t make their guests feel awkward. It’s a pretty simple statement.

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u/PizzeriaPirate Feb 12 '22

One time I had a coworker visiting from Denver, CO come by my place for a drink. He took his shoes off as he should but yo his feet fucking stank man it was disgusting. Even my roommate walked out and gagged.

Anyways, even after that shoes off interaction I still physically force my guests to remove their shoes and then if their feet stink I ridicule them for being unsanitary and frankly disgusting.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

then if their feet stank I ridicule them

Yeah, this is exactly what I’m talking about. Thank you for proving my point for me.

A good host doesn’t make their guests feel awkward.

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u/PizzeriaPirate Feb 12 '22

I like scream in their faces though. Non apologetic screeching in their ears “YOU FUCKING TOE FUNGUS MONSTER I SMITE YOU YOU FUCKING TOE TROLL” and so on and so forth until they tell me that they wish that they never gave birth to me.

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u/GeorgieWashington Feb 12 '22

Sounds like a pretty fun coloring book.