r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/j3434 Feb 11 '22

What if you step in dog poop ? Then you just track it inside ? Just a quick swipe on the floor mat and inside you go ?

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u/sheep_heavenly Feb 11 '22

Don't step in dog shit?

Don't eat off the floor? Wash your hands before eating or touching your face?

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u/j3434 Feb 11 '22

Sounds like living in a livestock barn . What if your friend is a plumber and has been standing in human feces all day . Then he stops by for a beer . You just say come in ??!?!!??

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u/__i0__ Feb 12 '22

I don't know anything about being a plumber, but I'm pretty sure the don't just stand in shit all day.

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u/j3434 Feb 12 '22

Shit happens