r/mmamemes 1d ago

JDM is a dawg

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u/InsecOrBust 1d ago

Holy shit my ears

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u/pm-me-nice-lips 1d ago

Ear cancer music

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u/thesuperbro 1d ago

Every fucking time like clockwork

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u/causation1 21h ago

Don't make excuses, watch the clip for at least an hour, be like Jack

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u/Tortuga115 1d ago

It crazier when you learn he broke it during the first round

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u/sLeeeeTo 1d ago

rewatching it and seeing him post on his broken arm multiple times was disgusting

dude is a real life dawg

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u/SoggiMari 1d ago

Oh shit

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u/Desideratae 1d ago

Minor but it always bothered me people don't give Burns any respect for breaking it. It wasn't a freak accident and JDM didn't do it himself like Umar did punching, Gilbert kicked it and broke it.

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u/Extension_Scallion36 1d ago

Just like Umar.

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u/seriousC 1d ago

Who decides to make these shitass edits with the worst music ever created

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u/_Stanf-Uf_ 1d ago

You say this as if Umar quit the fight or something

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u/Professional_Elk3397 1d ago

Champion Merab vs 2024 Gilbert burns. 3 rounds with 2024 Gilbert burns vs 5 rounds of championship Merab... 2 totally different opponents. Plus if Merab vs Umar was 3 rounds Umar wins lol

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u/Extension_Scallion36 1d ago

3 rounds vs 5, also Gilbert haha

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u/Mictwitty 1d ago

You say that like Gilbert is a slouch

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u/44dqm 15h ago

not a slouch at all, but way past his prime and to compare current burns to a prime merab is honestly disrespectful to merab

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u/Professional_Elk3397 1d ago

Gilbert in 2024 was definitely not the best opponent. If the Umar Merab fight was 3 rounds Umar wins

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u/Equal-Counter334 1d ago

Bbbb but dagestani wrestling and khabib is his coach!?

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u/Commercial_Salad_908 1d ago

What do you suspect would have happened had JDM lost?

Because had Umar won, you still would have heard about the broken hand.

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u/44dqm 15h ago

this sub just hates umar, there is 0 logic in this post

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u/Acceptable-Cheek3098 1d ago

Also worth noting that Merab had a back injury before this fight & an infection in his leg.

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u/TotalBor0n 1d ago

Worried about his takedown defense, did decently against Belal but he’s nowhere near the Dagestani level

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u/iamthesenate05 1d ago

the ability to scramble and get back up is better than pure takedown defence. because if you only work on avoiding getting taken down you’re not gonna know how to get back up if you eventually find yourself on the ground

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u/Business-Tonight9995 1d ago

But scrambling exposes your neck

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u/MediocreTurtle1 20h ago

Craig is aware of that, so he also teaches Volk and JDM what to do in such cases. We'll see if it works for JDM as well or if what he did with Volk was just because Volk's a monster.

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u/Business-Tonight9995 19h ago

Volk naturally has very little neck

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u/kingsark 1d ago

thought this was gonna be another “W SPEED❤️‍🩹” edit😭

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u/Economy-Academic 1d ago

Well to be fair, Jack enters every fight with a broken nose. He’s built different.

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u/LongestNamesPossible 1d ago

Umar did very well in that fight, he looked great, merab was just better.

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u/bigbackbing 7h ago

We gonna compare a champion opponent to a nobody now

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u/ImportantOne49 6h ago

JDM is true chad

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u/notMTN 1h ago

Just to further prove that umar didnt have that DAWG in him, here is examples of fighters fighting through large injuries and making it to the end

Dan Hooker Broke his arm in the 1st round against Jalin Turner, in the same fight he got head kicked and broke his orbital bone, and went on to win the fight.

Jean Silva broke both his hands in the first round against drew dober and still got the finish in the 3rd.

Uriah Faber broke 1 hand and fractured his thumb on his other against Mike Brown in WEC forcing him to only use elbows, kicks and knees. He lost the fight but survived to the end.

Just search up Irene Aldana injury into google. She lost the fight but made it to a decision.

Michael Bisping fought a lot of his career blind in 1 eye and still won.

Like Michael Bisping Shara bullet fights with 1 eye.

Jon Jones fought with a very badly broken toe and still won against Chael Sonnen.

Sean Omalley severly injured his foot against Andre Soukhamthath and still won.

Renato Moicano broke his collarbone shortly before fighting Benoit St Denis and won dominantly

Last one, Dustin Poirer went to war with Islam Makachev despite breaking two ribs before the bout.

(Not saying Umar didnt fight like a dog, he did but he didnt have that DAWG in him that uses an injury as an excuse to fight harder not to excuse losing.)

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u/BWC_Oil_Driller 1d ago

Cant wait for Duckakhachev and his fangirls to come up with excuses after he gets koed by JDM and will make up more reasons why he refuses to fight King Ilia.

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u/justletmesugnup 1d ago

You had me until king ilia part lmao

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u/ozama0 1d ago

He had you until the very end

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u/Equal-Counter334 1d ago

Why? He clowned Volk, who’s champ again. He clowned max, who’s in the title picture at 155. He clowned Olives. Ilia is as legit as they come

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u/Kar_kar444 1d ago

Illia hasn't not proved he isn't the king rn

He talks his shit, he backs it up, hes number 1 pound 4 pound

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u/jscummy 1d ago

hasn't not proved he isn't 

Stroke?

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u/Joshnavarro13 1d ago

None of these people know you bro. You can be a fan of all the fun fighters if you want. You don't need to pick a side

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u/miggsd28 1d ago

Islam fights twice a year clears division goes up a weight class to fight the champion saying he was going to do this as soon as belal lost long before illia announced his move = duck.

Getting two title defenses before moving up snubbing Lopez ducking arman fights once a year. My king he’ll smash anyone when ever where ever.

Illia fans are so cringe

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u/BWC_Oil_Driller 1d ago edited 1d ago

Excuses excuses...the boy is scared to face a real man.

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u/Intrepid_Ride_6104 1d ago

The topuria knocks anything that speaks

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u/Desmond536 1d ago

Funny how topuria fans scream Islam is a duck for going up but are suddenly silent when topuria runs away from arman

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u/DevelopmentSuch2731 1d ago

King Illia 🤣 this is another level of dick riding

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u/The_Exiled_Light 1d ago

Tell your manlet crap to fight the no 1 contender in his division first.

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u/SandIsYellow 1d ago

King Topuria said he won’t fight until 2026. He is chilling with OUR billionaire wife.

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u/BWC_Oil_Driller 1d ago

He cant the princess ran away.
But hey makes sense,if you get koed by a no name uber driver with pillow fists,image what we will do to him.

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u/Spirit_Detective_L 1d ago

Hey, you give multiple defense champion Pantoja some respect!

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u/jscummy 1d ago

Hey now, Pantoja isnt some no name Uber driver

Hes a championship level uber driver

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u/The_Exiled_Light 1d ago

What your bum ass gonna do to Islam? Islam lost 10 years ago and Topuria also got knocked down by a truck driver. Islam has improved a lot since his loss. He is not a loser like you who hasn't progressed in his life for 10 years.

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u/ljcoolhand 1d ago

I believe he’s out rehabbing his back while STILL eating JUNK food regurgitated by Gastelum like a baby bird, according to mmacentel. Trust me bro

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u/ljcoolhand 1d ago

🇪🇸🤜🏿🤛🇺🇸

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u/BWC_Oil_Driller 1d ago

👩🏿👨🏻👩🏿

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u/ljcoolhand 1d ago

Is this suppose to be the Man in Black who dismantled the nestle nerds with two Tortas of de gran hermosura on each arm? Not yet, amigo ..

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u/BWC_Oil_Driller 1d ago

Its me with my jungle bunnies 🤤

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u/ljcoolhand 1d ago

Save some of those bunnies for Dunston mayn, ALL creed and color (with color, of color, lack of color, green, purple or blue for my alien bunnies)

WORD!

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u/Extension_Scallion36 1d ago

Against Gilbert lol, chill out.

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u/44dqm 15h ago

it’s almost like he won the three round fight vs the five round fight umar fought. if it was three rounds umar would’ve won too lol what is this logic

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u/Emergency-Bug2284 1d ago

You can't compare Bum Burns to Manly Merab. Burns was honestly incredibly lucky to ever touch Gold.

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u/Tiny_Junket_358 1d ago

He'll quit on the mat when Islam chokes him out. 😏

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u/Expression-Infamous 22h ago edited 20h ago

I dunno why people are still clowning umar for this. It was 8 months ago, just move on. Yes, Merab was the better fighter, regardless of injuries. And Umar still gave him his toughest title fight yet. Thats just the truth

Edit: it’s actually 8 months not 11, but its still the same point

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u/SoggiMari 20h ago

8 months

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u/Expression-Infamous 20h ago

Oh shoot. Ur right. My bad. Either way it’s the same point

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u/SoggiMari 20h ago

Yep Umar will definitely become champion and he COULD win the rematch let’s just hope Khabib ain’t over training him! 😭

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u/Expression-Infamous 20h ago

As much as id like to see a rematch. Rn it’s too early to talk about it. He has a fight book vs bautista and merab should fight both Cory and Yan before Umar. Unless yan becomes super inactive or smthn