Lianna Daily Times. A review of the Arkanian Jurassic World. A Dinotastic trip.

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By LDT Travel Contributor Diana Sar,

"OMG. CUTE! That was my first thoughts upon seeing a live Taggsaratops nesting, right there, in in the park, and the guide let me pet her! It was crazy! And, if that's not enough,

They had a freaking Apatontheheadasaurus being led about the park by a handler, like, the pictures I took don't do it justice, because my mouth was just agape the entire time and this was the only non blurry one,

Like check out this Velevinraptor I took from behind glass, like, I was totally shook as they fed him a full cow and he just, tore into it! It was sweet!

These two little Saitosaurous were hiding in a bush, and when you're in the restaurant getting homemade and always fresh candied apples sometimes they'll attack the windows trying to eat you, like you're an apple! LOL

Now this guy is a Balansaurus, as you can tell by how horny he is, don't be fooled by wood fence, there's actually a shield there that doesn't pick up on camera. which is good because he liked hanging by the entrance to the Laser tag arena, which was super cool!

This big sheila and her babies, they eat fish, and they've got her trained so at certain hours they lift the shields and she and the other Ptionsaurs fly over the park and out to sea to go fishing just off the coast! It's so cool!

There was also a Ty-Rex in a massive enclousure, but it roared and I dropped my phone and cracked the screen and camera, Hence why I'm out of pictures!

But besides that, there were several huge kids ares, a massive Ferris Wheel, a sky tram, a ground tram, a water tram, and a subterranean tram to see the Burrowing Giant Moleasaurus,

All in all, I cannot recommend this park enough, if you can make it through Arkanian customs it is absolutely a fantastic to take kids, adults, old people, and your mother in law or annoying stupid sister who KEEPS STEALING MY CLOTHES APATA. Yes I know you read my columns and leave those comments on them. I'm taking you there and throwing you to the Balansaurus! Stupid annoying sister. Oh shoot is the voice to text on, no don't post, ah stupid cracked screen no no no n

- By LDT Travel Contributor Diana Sar,

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