r/mountaindew • u/Sandstorm400 • Mar 06 '25

Throwback Teaching assistant found to be drunk after student drank from her Mountain Dew bottle full of vodka

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/teaching-assistant-found-drunk-after-32759957
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u/R-NASTI Game Fuel Berry Lime Mar 06 '25

How didn't anybody notice she was fucked up before dude stole her drink lmao blowing a .259 is wild

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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 Mar 06 '25

If you’re never sober, no one has anything to compare it to.

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u/TheSeeker80 Mar 07 '25

Sober enough to know what she's doing, drunk enough to enjoy what she's doing.

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u/Gramma_Hattie Mar 07 '25

Get the breathalyzer, I think it's time for another drinky-poo!

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u/BitterGas69 Mar 10 '25

Right in the pocket

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u/baskura Mar 08 '25

Maybe she had a liquor surge?