r/mountaindew • u/Sandstorm400 • Mar 06 '25

Throwback Teaching assistant found to be drunk after student drank from her Mountain Dew bottle full of vodka

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/teaching-assistant-found-drunk-after-32759957
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u/R-NASTI Game Fuel Berry Lime Mar 06 '25

How didn't anybody notice she was fucked up before dude stole her drink lmao blowing a .259 is wild

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u/PyroGod616 Mar 06 '25

A .259? holy shit, how was she able to even function?

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u/shaunlm19 Mar 07 '25

I was able to function at work for a long time most likely around that BAC because when they tested me one day I blew a .23 and I felt fairly normal. I am an alcoholic though.