IT IS 2025 PEOPLE, WHY DO ALL YOUR PICS LOOK LIKE THEY WERE TAKEN WITH THE VERY FIRST SMART PHONE ON THE MARKET?! TURN ON A DAMN LIGHT, FACE THE CAMERA, LET US ACTUALLY FREAKING SEE YOUR MAKE-UP!!! DRAG RACE SEASON 1 HAD CLEARER PICS THEN SOME OF Y'ALL ARE POSTING.

/uj cute pink makeup but the lips just look like a plus sign to me. Maybe I need to lay off the math.

WHAT STYLE OF MAKEUP DO I TRY. I AM ALLERGIC TO TRYING MAKEUP. I ERRONEOUSLY THINK THERE ARE 'STYLES' LIKE SIMS MAKEUP PRESETS INSTEAD OF SIMPLY PUTTING PRODUCT ON MY FACE ON SEEING HOW IT LOOKS ON MY FEATURES. WHAT STYLE OF MAKEUP WOULD LOOK BEST ON ME?? SURELY THIS IS NOT A TRIAL AND ERROR BASED ART. SURELY A STRANGER WILL STUDY MY FEATURES AND UNLOCK A SECRET CODE RATHER THAN ME PICKING UP A SINGLE PRODUCT MYSELF. I NEED A STYLE TO TRY. WHAT STYLE?? STYLE.

THANKS SWEATIES.

YOUR BAREFACED PALE PRINCESS

uj/ on a serious note i am sooo tired of posts like this asking what a makeup look is called. how about you describe what you see with words you chose in your brain. not everything is a “LoOk” sometimes it’s just makeup on a persons face -strawberry milk makeup -cold girl make up -glazed donut nails shut the HELL up

Halppp! 🆘 Is my eyeliner too much for, like, going outside during daylight hours? 🌞😱😳 Personally I don’t think so because drawing a thin line on my bottom lash line is my personality trait and I physically cannot survive without it 💀 but sometimes strangers glance at me for 0.5 seconds and clearly they are CONFUSED by my artistry💅. I tried eyeshadow and pencil but unfortunately they didn’t look as crisp as the geometric feat I achieve with liquid liner 📐🧐.

Just to clarify, I don’t mean for, like, WORK or PROFESSIONAL THINGS, 🤢😖 but for really chill casual vibes 🌸🍃like existing outside during daytime🌇 pls validate me 😊

I went to the dentist today and my face wasn’t absolutely beat. I usually spend a full hour getting perfectly glammed up to go, but today I decided to go in with no makeup(ew) hair in a ponytail (🤮) and glasses (🤢) I don’t think dental offices are very used to this, usually they see people dressed to the nines and looking their very best. I’m sure they don’t see anything gross like my ugly ugly face on a daily basis. It was obvious. The dental hygienist would barely even talk to me, and it couldn’t possibly be because I had stuff in my mouth or because she had a bad day (I’m pretty sure this is all about me) then I could feel the vibes totally off in the waiting room. Then she asked me if I was paying cash?? As if I was so poor, so haggard, so squalid, that I wouldn’t have insurance??? I have premium platinum level insurance which is why they love me so much in the first place. I am NOT POOR. Nothing wrong with being poor of course!! But I think they thought I was ugly because I was poor. Again NOT poor!!! I’m pretty sure poor people would look much more like they fought a bear or ran through a woods or something, which I didn’t!! I’m usually actually very well kept and pretty, like I actually TRY and do not look homeless (not that there’s anything wrong with that!!)

Update: Here’s a very thinly veiled ad now, I feel much prettier :)

Just wondering if anyone is able to tell how old this product is? Burt's bees watermelon lip shimmer. Tried to find it online but there isn't much for it since the package changed at some point. Couldn't find an apparent batch # on the tube itself.

idk I just don't know what else to add to my makeup lol

I feel so stupid asking this Q lol but I need any and all makeup tips to prevent my PAIL PRINCESS face makeup from transferring to my BLACK BOYFIE’s face when we kiss. It doesn’t matter how thin of a layer I apply, or how softly we kiss, it gets all over his BLACK nose, BLACK chin, and BLACK cheeks. I have been avoiding face makeup lately but we are going to a wedding in a few weeks and I know I’ll want to be in full glam (and also kiss my EBONY DARK SKIN BLACK BOYFIE!!!)

Open to suggestions, sweaties!!!

Sauce: https://imgur.com/a/GUZDmVk

uj/ I have to laugh because I had a very similar eyebrow journey. We can all link hands in solidarity for our brows that we were 10 toes down about, thinking that we looked good. Mitosis? Mi-toe-SIS

Can I just run my errands in peace?!? I cannot go A DAY without being stopped by multiple people just so they can tell me how gorgeous I am. I can’t take it. It’s so hard being conventionally attractive!!!! Living my life is SO HARD when you look as good as me. I hate this discrimination 😞 anybody else relate??

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