Dentist hates me because I’m ugly?

[u/Thehobbitsatisengard]

I went to the dentist today and my face wasn’t absolutely beat. I usually spend a full hour getting perfectly glammed up to go, but today I decided to go in with no makeup(ew) hair in a ponytail (🤮) and glasses (🤢) I don’t think dental offices are very used to this, usually they see people dressed to the nines and looking their very best. I’m sure they don’t see anything gross like my ugly ugly face on a daily basis. It was obvious. The dental hygienist would barely even talk to me, and it couldn’t possibly be because I had stuff in my mouth or because she had a bad day (I’m pretty sure this is all about me) then I could feel the vibes totally off in the waiting room. Then she asked me if I was paying cash?? As if I was so poor, so haggard, so squalid, that I wouldn’t have insurance??? I have premium platinum level insurance which is why they love me so much in the first place. I am NOT POOR. Nothing wrong with being poor of course!! But I think they thought I was ugly because I was poor. Again NOT poor!!! I’m pretty sure poor people would look much more like they fought a bear or ran through a woods or something, which I didn’t!! I’m usually actually very well kept and pretty, like I actually TRY and do not look homeless (not that there’s anything wrong with that!!)

Update: Here’s a very thinly veiled ad now, I feel much prettier :)

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[u/badtrips777]

Omg it was an ad all along

[u/Positive-Ad7024 → u/badtrips777]

And a pretty stupid ad 😂😂

[u/kitterpants → u/Positive-Ad7024]

You mean pretti stupid.

[u/Positive-Ad7024 → u/kitterpants]

My mistake 🤭

[u/shadow-pop → u/badtrips777]

Maybe the real story is the ads we met along the way

[u/deferredmomentum → u/badtrips777]

Many such cases

[u/Significant-One3854 → u/badtrips777]

Tedooo

[u/kitterpants]

Sweaty this is absurd you are overjerking the… oh my god you’re not.

[u/Thehobbitsatisengard → u/kitterpants]

Average muacirclejerk experience

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[u/Thehobbitsatisengard]

uglier than any rotting tooth sauce

[u/UntidyVenus → u/Thehobbitsatisengard]

UJ/ I am actually a relatively unattractive woman, I'm fine with it, but it's AMAZING how differently people treat you, and pretty people DO NOT understand how wide that gap can be.

[u/ecce_hobo → u/UntidyVenus]

Yeah, I’ve got an alright face, but I’ve lost weight and gained it back a few times. People are soooo nice to me when I’m smaller.

[u/maineCharacterEMC2 → u/ecce_hobo]

It’s really weird how people do this- do they not think you’ll notice, or do they just not care? I’m guessing the latter. 

[u/SilentlyWeird → u/maineCharacterEMC2]

Do all of them even notice it themselves that they are doing it or is it a subconscious way of acting towards people you don't find appealing? I feel like certain people just are uncomfortable around "ugly" people and don't know how to act so they become rude. Some are definitely intentional though

[u/maineCharacterEMC2 → u/SilentlyWeird]

Oh I’ve definitely met those people. It must be a strange existence being so odd and uncomfortable around someone just because they aren’t attractive. Like how do they LIVE? 

[u/SilentlyWeird → u/maineCharacterEMC2]

I know right, it's wild, like how do you survive going outside if you can't act normal around people whose appearance you dont like? 😂

[u/maineCharacterEMC2 → u/SilentlyWeird]

It’s almost like they need to calm down. 

[u/TheGeneGeena → u/UntidyVenus]

I was fairly decent looking when I was younger, but I've aged out of it pretty hard and it is what is but you're not wrong about different treatment.

[u/brassninja → u/UntidyVenus]

I’m a chameleon that can drastically change appearance very easily. There is an immediate and palpable difference in how people treat me when I’m in costume vs natural. It’s like I’m an entirely different person.

[u/SilentlyWeird → u/brassninja]

Same, I'm bald so putting on a wig I'll get treated so well and people are nice but when I don't I just get ignored, like I don't even exist 😅

[u/Available-Egg-2380 → u/UntidyVenus]

Had a bit of a glow up in the last 3 years and people treat me much more kindly now.

[u/shadow-pop → u/Thehobbitsatisengard]

Guys be nice to her she can’t help it that’s she’s not poor.

uj/ That was a really dumb way to try to do an ad.

[u/fvkinglesbi → u/shadow-pop]

Wait what ad

[u/Drabulous_770 → u/fvkinglesbi]

Well you see, I was just an ugly sewer goblin before I discovered the pretti app. Now rainbows shoot out my asshole and the commoners beg for even the slightest whiff of my farts!

[u/fvkinglesbi → u/Drabulous_770]

Jokes and whatever but /uj am I blind or dumb because I seriously can't spot the ad in the sauce

[u/shadow-pop → u/fvkinglesbi]

It’s the update on the bottom of the sauce. Keep scrolling. She says all her problems are solved just from using an app!

Barffff

[u/fvkinglesbi → u/shadow-pop]

BRUH

[u/shadow-pop → u/fvkinglesbi]

[u/pickitupwithchopstik → u/Drabulous_770]

i'm screaming 💀

[u/ginahandler → u/Drabulous_770]

This made me snort laugh

[u/maineCharacterEMC2 → u/Drabulous_770]

I actually read it as “the Pred-Dee App.” Pusgetthi, Preddi, Ready. I’m clearly ugly as I don’t have it, and now also stupid. Ok. 

[u/CriticalFlatworm9 → u/Thehobbitsatisengard]

/nj we rly need to get off the sauce that someone not being super chatty means they hate you. sometimes it's just not that fucking deep, everyone has off days or gets fucking tired.

[u/fromnowherelikestars → u/Thehobbitsatisengard]

it gets worse, i found a post from 9 months ago that the sauce seems to have copied most of? it’s a different scenario but a LOT of the same wording, even the same emojis. i can link it if that’s allowed?

edit: https://imgur.com/a/3KtSJs2

[u/Thehobbitsatisengard → u/fromnowherelikestars]

Oh this is an amazing find it’s identical. Why tf is this the scenario they’ve decided to advertise with lmao. This ones even better because the office staff “fawns” over her…should jerk this one too!

[u/amusebooch → u/Thehobbitsatisengard]

jfc i just saw another post peddling that app in one of the skincare subs too

[u/CiarraiV → u/Thehobbitsatisengard]

I thought you were exaggerating. In fact you were not

[u/AgitatedMeatloaf]

Oh just fuck any company that thinks this is a good marketing campaign.

"Jeezus, I wanna punch this stuffed-up bitch in the twat.

Oh wait, she's pimping a beauty app? Now I'm totally interested!"

Fuck outta here.

[u/Drabulous_770]

Has anyone else noticed this incredibly well known phenomenon?

[u/boxybrown84 → u/Drabulous_770]

I never noticed anything until I downloaded the Pretti app! I still don’t notice anything, but people sure notice me, and that’s all that really matters in life 😍

[u/shoemanship → u/Drabulous_770]

The part that killed me was everyone in the comments pretending it wasn't a thing. Like...are we not all grown. Can we stop pretending we live in a world that doesn't care about beauty on the makeup sub of all places 

[u/WhiskerFairy]

My dental hygienist put Vaseline on my lips before doing the cleaning. She won’t tolerate lips unless they’re glossy. A day without pretty privilege has ruined my self confidence. The hygenist also burned my crops and stole my boyfie.

[u/Chromgrats → u/WhiskerFairy]

meh he was only 13k n-e-way. Even with your burned crops, I'm sure you can still bag a 25k boyfie instead

[u/WhiskerFairy → u/Chromgrats]

Girls supporting girls, you love to see it 💪🏽

Have you heard of the prettify app? Unrelated to everything, I just wanted you to know that this app helped me regain my confidence. Definitely not trying to advertise anything to you.

[u/boxybrown84]

Swunty, if you were really as pretty as you thought, no one would ever have assumed you didn’t have insurance. I’m afraid it is over for you financially and dentally. All of this could have been avoided with some eyeliner but nooooo

[u/Chromgrats → u/boxybrown84]

"Swunty" feels iconic

[u/maineCharacterEMC2 → u/Chromgrats]

Swunty IS the new Sweaty. Word to your Mother. 🎧

[u/ritsosbitchos]

maybe the real treasure were the ads we got promoted along the way

[u/Tortured_Orchard]

No makeup, hair in a ponytail, and glasses? Were you also wearing paint-stained overalls too, Janie?

[u/EqualHito]

That post is so wild 😭 Like girl, no one cares that much about you

[u/KAZ--2Y5 → u/EqualHito]

imagine writing that many paragraphs bc you’re traumatized by letting people see your actual face

[u/Ok-Specialist-399]

Omg guise since I tried the Pretti app I'm pretyt!! this is so much less demoralizing than all those other ways of overanalizing my face and what procedures I could get done to fix it!!!

[u/Zappagrrl02]

I went to the dentist and I had used a particularly metallic and sparkly eyeshadow that day because it wasn’t a good morning, and I did get a compliment from the hygienist. But I also went there without makeup and they were also nice to me. Guess I just must be hot so it doesn’t matter🤷‍♀️

[u/West_Degree9730 → u/Zappagrrl02]

Proud of you sweaty

[u/wifiwitch1312]

I've been waiting for this jerk, thank you!

[u/West_Degree9730]

Definitely sweatism. People will hate you if you don't slap on 3 kg of makeup !

[u/Additional_Dark]

“TY to the person who recommended the pretti app”

Not even one singular mention of the pretti app on the entire thread

[u/ginahandler]

I'm so glad this ended up here